the best instrument ever. plays in concert, marching, and jazz bands. mostly girls and gays but some random football players too (for some reason.) can be used as an insult or a compliment. better than saxophones.
trumpet: is that girl a clarinet?
trombone: how could you say that...?
saxophone: ew its a clarinet
clarinet: we're just better than u lmao stay mad
trombone: how could you say that...?
saxophone: ew its a clarinet
clarinet: we're just better than u lmao stay mad
by paztels April 17, 2023

by LachyB September 24, 2023

The most gay and annoying instrument out there. People only play it because they are small and cheap.
by dumbassmoron December 12, 2019

A colloquialism for a glass bong. This term is used when the substance being smoked in cannabis, as opposed to other agents. The term is thought to have originated in southeastern Connecticut
I was driving down the highway with my best bro and thought I smelled marijuana coming from the car in front of me. I pull up next to the guy and he's playing the glass clarinet!
by Huffle-Puff-Daddy September 11, 2016

Not much is known about this instrument. It is pitched 1 octave below the contrabass clarinet, two octaves below the bass clarinet, and three octaves below the Bb clarinet. Its lowest note is one octave below one of the lowest notes on the piano, and it is no longer in use as the only model for it is broken beyond repair. It is also the REAL lowest woodwind, and battles for the lowest note obtained with an instrument with the 64’ stop organ. Plays into the -1 octave range.
by Instrument definer June 11, 2021

by Bcmusic July 30, 2025

The act of playing your clarinet, is usually implied to those who think a sheet of music has a BPM of 198, but alas has one of only 108
"Which funny story, for a long time I thought the beat was 198, but today I looked further at it, it was just a pencil mark and was actually 108" - E.W. Clarineting
by E.X.N.T. January 22, 2018
