Apple cider dick is the culmination of all things holy. It occurs when an extremely intoxicated person has a stinger (aka a raging hard-on, and they cannot drop the kids off. In other words, the poor individual is unable to blow their load and continues to rub to complete chaffage. Its a double edged sword; it feels great for a while, until it hurts (extreme ball hurt).
Example: I was trying to bust on this bitch's face, but i had apple cider dick and it cock-blocked me real hard.
Example: I was so drunk, that when i attempted to rub-off with my rabbit fur, i went two for tango with my balls for about 3 hours; fuck apple cider dick.
Example: A anonymous person's life
Example: I was so drunk, that when i attempted to rub-off with my rabbit fur, i went two for tango with my balls for about 3 hours; fuck apple cider dick.
Example: A anonymous person's life
by MSpicer February 22, 2007
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Get the funny cigerette mug.A cheap cider found in Ireland that is bought if one is short on cash or is underage and can't get anything else. It is the cider to ciders that Dutch Gold is to Beer. It's only redeeming feature is that it gets one drunk fast as ciders go. Commonly associated with knackers and/or chavs in Ireland.
"Oi lad are you coming down to the off license to get some auld lad to buy us some druids cider and dutch?"
"Ah yeah sure get pissed while me ma's out like"
"Ah yeah sure get pissed while me ma's out like"
by anagramish November 1, 2012
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Get the cinerom mug.A very sexy and thick girl that girls the best head and knows how to please her man she is a freak on the low but she isn't afraid to show it does not put up with no shit and mess with her man and she will fuck your world up that is her daddy
That girl is a cierra
by Landon.2563 January 13, 2017
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Charlie: Did you just see how she walked by?
Michael: Dude, she is such a Cierra you dont wanna deal with that.
Michael: Dude, she is such a Cierra you dont wanna deal with that.
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Get the Cierra mug.Ciera- Sounds like Sierra, which is a GMC truck. Like a chevy silverado. Chevy is like a rock. The Rock as in Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Therefore Ciera is actually Dwayne. Logic.
Refer to anyone named Ciera as Dwayne as they prefer to correctly hear their name.
Refer to anyone named Ciera as Dwayne as they prefer to correctly hear their name.
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