cigarette math 

The arithmetic performed when computing how many cigarettes one has left, in relation to the intervals between smoking. Generally used to determine when one will need to acquire more cigarettes, or if one can afford to give a cigarette away.

Guy 1: "Hey man, can I bum a cigarette off you?"
Guy 2: "Let me do the cigarette math... Nah I only got three left, and I can't get to the gas station for a couple hours, sorry."
Guy 1: "Uh, okay, thanks anyway."

cigarette math by Charlie Cochran February 21, 2009

Cigarette Harmonica 

A non-musical harmonica made my cutting the top and bottom off of a pack of cigarettes (preferably 100's) and smoking all of them, at once, through the pack, like a bundle of cigarettes; effectively creating a Cigarette Harmonica.

"Ed, let's go make another cigarette harmonica."

"Hell yeah! But I don't wanna puke again..."

Cigarette Harmonica by Kevin Pannell December 15, 2008

cigarette sex 

Lighting one cigarette with another. push the cherry of on onto the other and puff so it lights.

person A: hey man do you got a light
person B: no i used his lighter
person A: let me barrow yours
person B: why
person A: cigarette sex

cigarette sex by Shortbusguy June 26, 2006

cigarette jew 

someone who you constantly give cigs but when you need some they give you an exact number on how many they owe you instead of just giving you as many you need, seeing as you give them cigs all the time

yesterday i bumed my friend cigs all day then when im asked him for one he said "oh, i only owe you 9" then i called him a cigarette jew.

cigarette jew by myfriendsacigjew July 23, 2010

Cigarette pinch 

The action of pinching a girl's nipple between your fingers in a manner similar to holding a cigarette.

If you cigarette pinch my nipples one more time, I'm going to digit punch you. (See "Digit Punch")

Cigarette pinch by Sam Squared November 2, 2015

Cigarette filter 

When one farts so much in one day (without starting) that a thin tarry film is created on ones underwear

Damn bro that Mexican food was a mistake I farted so much I got a cigarette filter

Cigarette filter by 2rightbootsandonewrongdude October 7, 2020

Cigarette rich

Having more than one pack of cigarettes, usually when buying in bulk from a city with lower prices.

Do you want a cigarette? I'm cigarette rich after coming back from down south.

Cigarette rich by tokyo_rockwell December 4, 2010