Julie: Sorry I couldn't make it to Tim's funeral yesterday. How was it?
Bill: Oh, it was really sad, but the worst part was when I got a case of the church giggles during the burial. I don't know where it came from, but I couldn't stop laughing.
Julie: You're sick, you know that? He was your best friend!
Bill: Oh like you've never gotten the church giggles before. Need I remind you of your nephew's briss?
Bill: Oh, it was really sad, but the worst part was when I got a case of the church giggles during the burial. I don't know where it came from, but I couldn't stop laughing.
Julie: You're sick, you know that? He was your best friend!
Bill: Oh like you've never gotten the church giggles before. Need I remind you of your nephew's briss?
by improviduto August 07, 2005
When your brain is literally sucked dry from idiocy that you can't think of anything else better to say.
by TheROASTER😎😎😎 June 21, 2017
"We saw a guy in a restaurant fall because his artificial leg came off. A lot of people, including us, had uncontrollable church giggles. We felt so bad afterwards"
by ThomasM April 11, 2008
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by Billybobthethird October 04, 2009
A church that some families will join only so their children can go to the lutheran private schools that give a tuition discount to church members. Most of the time, these members will not give much in their offerings, but still get to take advantage of the church member school discount. Many times, these members do not even support the lutheran faith, but just don't want their children going to the public elementary or middle schools. You will find they also will many times drop from coming to services after their children are no longer attending the school.
Elder: Isn't it terrible how the Smith's changed their membership as soon as their daughter finished 8th grade! I suppose they no longer need the church member discount, now that they are sending her to a public high school.
Peon : Oh well, at least they found the lutheran church good for SOMEthing!
Peon : Oh well, at least they found the lutheran church good for SOMEthing!
by Where December 09, 2007
church prime is a religion made by dreamwastaken and tommyinnit. at the church of primes you farm twitch subs.
it is the best religion. it has wap (worship and prayer) and pog (people of god).
in our church, dream is god and jesus. the whole of the dream smp have converted to this religion.
it is the best religion. it has wap (worship and prayer) and pog (people of god).
in our church, dream is god and jesus. the whole of the dream smp have converted to this religion.
by craftingtable October 25, 2020