West Chester, PA

one of the top 50 wealthiest counties in the NE. a suburb south of philadelphia. home of mtv's jackass & viva la bam & longwood gardens. you'll fit right in with a SUV, membership at the dupont country club, & a lacoste polo (collar popped). the only place where girls will drive an hour to the king of prussia mall just to pick up the latest coach bag or to hit the abercrombie. weekends consist of clubbing in philly, getting wasted on daddy's grey goose in a lavish basement (hot tub, open bar, & theater), or driving to a beach house on the delaware shore.the girls are hot. don't come with less than a 3car garage wit a escalade in it and some titanium gold clubs, your parents probably work for dupont & you'll probably end up in a frat or sorostitute at penn state main, jmu, gwu, uva, or nyu. rock the burberry plaid and trick daddy cuz thats how we roll

"wessst chessster is the bessst chessster" - the drunk girl's call
"we're not cocky, we're just better than you!"
"chester born and raised"
"i'm rich bitch"

by lee November 1, 2004

Chester

A practical thinker. Chester is a writer who loves a good conversation, a long walk in the park and great company. He doesn't open up to many people and finds comfort in isolating his inner thoughts. Chester is protective of anything or anyone that he values. Extremely kind and thoughtful. His the center of everyone's world, you don't need a ton of friends, all you need is CHESTER. He will help, support and encourage you to fulfill your dreams and when your feeling down, his a phone call away. His kisses are soft and heavenly and you sigh the moment you hear him speak. His a gem and the best friend everyone wants to have.

Chester is every girls dream come true. His intelligent, quiet, generous and protective.

by boobless girl May 2, 2018

Chester Oneself

To kill yourself, typically by hanging. Made famous after Chester Bennington did it. Also known as the 'Ol Bennington.

Did you hear about so-and-so? I heard he Chester'd himself.

Robin Williams did the Ol' Bennington. That's right, Patch Adams Chester'd himself.

If the dishonor for one is too much to bear, thou shalt Chester Oneself.

Related Lyrics:
1. I've become so HUNG and now I am DEAD
2. I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, I filled my pants with splatters
3. Crawling up my neck, this noose it will not yield
4. I'm breaaaaaking my laryyyyynx tonight. I'm hanging from the waaallllllll, because I'm full of faullltttssss

by Dewwit! July 8, 2019

chub chester

A child molester that only goes after fat kids.

Dwayne was caught on the show "To Catch a Predator" trying to solicit a 300 pound 15 year old boy. That chub chester always liked the fat kids.

by cbag February 4, 2008

Cheezy Chester

1. A man who comes up with disgusting, sexually-inappropriate urban dictionary definitions in his spare time.

2. A complete and utter badass

Man 1: Cheezy Chester just posted a new urban dictionary definition.

Man 2: Oh jeez, what now?

Man 1: Well, it involves a man, a woman, and a newborn Siamese kitten.

by Cheezy Chester March 4, 2009

Hangin Chester

When sitting naked on a wide couch with the knees up so your testicles hang freely below you.

Man, it was so hot in my house today, when the kids left i got naked started Hangin Chester. The breeze was nice.

by St_patrick-Sledgehammer7569 July 22, 2017

Hot Chester

A HOT CHESTER is when a person, during the course of sex urinates in or on the others genitals.

Adj: Chestered
verb: Chestering
plural: Hot Chesters

Mark:(Oh man i gotta pee really bad... fuck it.)
Woman: Did you just Hot Chester in me? Can i get pregnant from that?

by PureWater June 6, 2007