christanka

Nickname for girls named Christina who are also a dirty skank, or skanker. They also tend to smell of booze, cigarettes, and dirty towels.

I'm sure she's a tar lunged dirty B word, but she's no Christanka.

by skanklover98 June 16, 2010

Chrysten

Typically a super sexy blonde girl. She is very sweet and lots of people love her. She is short but that doesn't hold her back. She is a very easy person to love and care for.

I hope i get to date Chrysten one day...

by jdog658 December 17, 2011

chrustacean

Crusty young man who belongs in the ocean

Christian is a chrustacean

by Tan_starr August 29, 2003

Christake

When you make a mistake that is so stupid that it could have been made by Chris. that guy who works in your office who never shuts up!

I accidentally left my water sprinklers on overnight during the freeze and froze up the entire street! What a huge christake!

by Quinton_Woolsey February 4, 2009

Christasha

She represents two different personalities in one and you will never be sure which one you will face. She is smart, outgoing and a little crazy. She’s the baddest bitch you’ll ever come across, so do not take her for granted.

“Christasha go wash them dishes . . . Bitch go wash ya ass”

“Why is your name Christasha . . . Why are you built like a Gatorade bottle”

by dontaskporkbelly April 13, 2020

Chryssanthe

Chryssanthe is a person who do be vibin tho. She is very cool but don’t get on her or Percy Jackson’s bad side, or she will murder you, kazoo in hand. She is a god tier fortnite player. She loves drawing and excels at what she does on a pad and paper

Really Chryssanthe, listening to megalovania again

by Timmy Fabas May 20, 2020

The Chrysalis

The perpetrator squeezes the end of his foreskin* while flaccid. He then fires up a form of stimuli to provoke an erection. The goal is to find porn strong enough to conter-act his vice like grip, forcing the head of the penis out of the foreskin like a caterpillar out of a chrysalis. *If the perpetrator does not own a foreskin (Jew, etc) he may attempt 'The silkworm'. This is when the male pushes his penis inside itself like a car cigarette lighter, he then clamps the abomination in his hand and attempts "The Chrysalis". This act is dangerous though and is thought to have accidentally created the worlds first gender reassignment.

MAN 1: Hey dude, have you ever wondered what it would be like to see your cock shoot out of your foreskin like the Chrysalis at break-neck speed?

MAN 2: No i haven't.

by DangerRoss June 2, 2011