Triple Crowning

When a person induces any narcotic drug in the form of 2 uppers, and 1 downer. For example cocaine, xanax, and ecstacy all induced within 30 minutes.

Uppers: Ecstacy, Cocaine, Speed, Adderal, ect.
Downers: Xanax, Oxycodone, Promethazine, Triazolam

"Dude!! I've been triple crowning since saturday and im still up."

by AREYOUHIGH?! September 19, 2009

Crowning

The act of totally over-reacting to an otherwise harmless situation, instantly assigning blame and accusing innocent others with absolutely no information to back up your claim. Verbally abusing others in response to some small, unexpected, insignificant event that has nothing to do with you personally; A grown-ass man having a reaction to a minor incident comparable to that of a woman giving birth.

George whined for hours and began crowning because she was running late, when they weren't going anywhere anyway.

Ryan crowned when he only found one of a matching pair of socks.

He was crowning because he left his glasses at home and automatically assumed someone broke into his locked and alarmed car and stole said sunglasses.

by CraigyToThaLeroy September 2, 2016

crowning moment

When you take a notable shit.

Wow, that was a crowning moment!

by Lizardo Moonboner October 10, 2017

Cooning

To consume leftover food items out of a garbage can.

When Jason got back from the bar, he started cooning and downed the end of a day-old pizza.

by Smooth Horse March 4, 2009

crowning

To skeet on top of your partner's head.

I saw this gay dood crowning his partner on his bald spot.

So this chick was giving me head when all of a sudden I pulled out and crowned the bitch.

by Kooie April 25, 2007

Ra-cooning

When Your Wearing Mascara or Eyeliner, preferably black and if you cry or sweat, it starts to smudge and form black circles around your eyes which makes you look like a racoon.

I was so ra-cooning when i heard that he cheated on me.

by JayNora September 20, 2009

Cocooning

Doing unspeakable things in the bedroom that would make a porn star blush

Thurs is good for me for a spot of cocooning

by RudeBoiD-Squared January 20, 2009