Slap Chop

A food-chopping device that allows you to stop having a boring tuna.

Slap Chop infomercial: "You're gonna love my nuts."

by BWallenstein May 19, 2009

Chop you up

Originates from King Ramsey.

Term pretty much means: "ill fuck your shit up."

yo David Tanner you better watch your mouth or else ill Chop you up!

by Ramanonymous May 7, 2011

Pulling A Chontos

To do something idiotic, rude, or just plain stupid.

Guy #1: Dude, I just accidentally hit that girl in the face with a water bottle.

Guy #2: I know man, you are definitely pulling a chontos

by JacksonHebe October 19, 2011

Chontle

To chontle is to talk with a mouthful of food.

Can be done coherently or incoherently - either way it's still rude.

Chontle will not be tolerated at this breakfast table young man, tell me when you've finished your cornflakes.

by galacticbeetroot July 22, 2010

Chontal

a person who is beautiful and/or awesome

wow she is so chontal :D

by sarah sheard :p November 9, 2010

Chop the fuck chop

A condescending, passive-aggressive way of telling someone to make haste. Far superior to simply saying "chop chop".

Why are you taking so long? Chop the fuck chop!

by FrostyCan May 15, 2015

Chop

The process of mixing weed and tobacco in a bong/bowl/pipe.

Friend 1: Yo are you gonna pack that bong?
Friend 2: Yeah, I'm about to take a fat ass chop.

by yhyhyhyhyhyh January 15, 2017