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chinese fire drill

The act of, upon reaching a stop light/sign, all the members of a vehicle bail out and dash laps around the car until the light changes or the other people around you get really pissed.
Hey man, I'm bored, let's go do a few Chinese Fire Drills down at the town square.

erm... ok, but you're the one driving this time!
by animedude April 22, 2004
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Chinese marriage

Chinese girls get married only for green card. And they are realistic.
Please read this about chinese marriage

hello everyone

about chinese girls... ooh i read many things on your forum... it was quiet funny... anyway, i am french and i am married with a chinese woman... i am with her for 6 years.... and believe me, chinese girls are far away to be a real idealist girl that men can imagine...

- first, life is a game for them... does not matter what, married or not married... and that is completly true, men have to guess what they have in mind.

- second, they will never accept that they are wrong... honestly i don t know why ? too proud ? mh??!!
- no real respect for things in general.
- if they do not have a real answer or justifitive from a question... they will tell you, here it is china, or they will tell you, well i am chinese... or people in china are like that.
- then, if you express yourself about something that you have , notice that was bad... she will do agree with you... but she will not mean it really, because she is also like this.
- if you do not accept what she wants, she will play the little girl.or even cry ( it s fake ).
- most of the time, she will tell you that she bought something for you... but the real part, it will be for her...

- they always expect more from a man than they can provide.

- most of topic of the day, MONEY.
- reading book, usually, love story... so bullshit.

i think that i said the most commun... GOOD LUCK for men who want to be with a chinese women... honestly, i regret my marriage :)))))
by understand_the_world August 1, 2012
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Chinese tolerance

The tolerance on parts of products requiring assembly that are made in China. No matter how precisely aligned, the screw, or nuts, or washers, or bolts slip right through their assigned slots. Also known as Chigger rigged.
That's the fifth time I've had to line that bolt up. Must be within Chinese tolerance.
by rocketman77049 March 14, 2010
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Chinese Bookbag

When you have anal sex in the missionary position, and let your nuts hang along the small of the girl's back.
What a long night.....my girl was wearing my Chinese Bookbag for hours!
by GylesDMT February 2, 2010
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chinese bricklayer

Sarah needs to build up her arm strength; we were barely ten minutes into a chinese bricklayer and she needed to rest.
by zcl July 28, 2006
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perks-of-being-chinese

An awesome Tumblr blogger. Very funny and rather lovely. Has a cool theme. Nice posts. Seems to like Shrek. The queen of Tumblr. Everything about her is just perfect.
-Do you know 'perks-of-being-chinese'?

-Yeaaaaah!! She's that awesome blogger, isn't she?
by bellatheelf July 4, 2014
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chinese buffet syndrome

A condition associated with all-you-can-eat restaurants where diners wish to get such good value for money that they starve themselves all day in anticipation of being able to indulge in unlimited food. However, as a result of this period of anorexia the stomach shrinks and upon eating aforementioned buffet the stomach feels full in an unusually short amount of time.
Wow, I've only eaten one plate of sweet and sour chicken balls but I've got chinese buffet syndrome, I'm stuffed!
by dude753 December 15, 2010
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