choke out

transitive verb - to castigate, excoriate, to metaphorically ram your cock down someone's throat
dude 1: Dude, Milosh fucked up again.
dude 2: Go choke out Milosh
by some guy 129 December 17, 2008
mugGet the choke outmug.

Choke-Jack

The act of asphyxiating your self while jacking off. Usually done by hanging yourself a few inches off the ground with a belt or a silk tie (no marks).

Term is used as an expression to describe an individual that has grown bored with life and needs everything to be taken to the extreme in order for it to be fun!

As seen on "Nip Tuck"
"My friend got a $2,500 hooker to ruthlessly beat him up, he such a Choke-Jack!"

"Why did you jump off that bridge, you're such a Choke-Jack"

"Chick, I got you all the way back to my place and now you have a headache, such a Choke-Jacking bitch!"
by toastyOO January 24, 2010
mugGet the Choke-Jackmug.

Choking the Gobbler

How did the secretary get to go on that fancy vacation? Choking the gobbler! Ask the boss! She was Choking my Tony's gobbler just last week!
by sheenium February 20, 2009
mugGet the Choking the Gobblermug.

Choke a duck

To drop such a large shit that you block a toliet
by decqaz August 28, 2016
mugGet the Choke a duckmug.

Dustbowls of choke

Is an Eastside San Jose phrase commonly referring to when you purchase bunk or cut dope.
Aye we need to call my connect back. I think this is some of that fat dustbowls of choke stuff that he had last week. It doesn't even blow any smoke out and it just disappeared.
by Adub408 January 21, 2019
mugGet the Dustbowls of chokemug.

Choking the badge

When you have your first gay experience at a boy scout camp
Keith and I were caught choking the badge last night. We might get kicked out of Troop 53.
by The Dark Knight Vol 6 June 17, 2019
mugGet the Choking the badgemug.

choke the chipmunk

(v) to masturbate; to spank the monkey; to beat the meat; to maniputlate one's (male) genitalia for pleasure; to jerk off; to beat off; to rub one out
Wow....after watching Katie get undressed, I feel the urge to go home and choke the chipmunk.
mugGet the choke the chipmunkmug.

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