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Team Choad

A group of Leet bloggers OWNING ignorant, hypocritical, religious fundamentalist, HTML prone morons on Xanga.
Team Choad hacks your Xanga.
by Dustin Chander April 7, 2005
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choad warrior

1. A person who shamelessly takes food, drinks or favors. May or may not involve asking. More severe than mooch
That choad warrior drank all my Dr. Pepper!
by suncrush March 10, 2005
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CHAF

Chilling Hard Ass Fuck: The act of doing absolutley nothing productive and enjoying time with others who have no intention of doing the oposite.
1. Just got out fo work and all I want to do is have an drink and CHAF.
2. My friend is leaving for college next week, we all need to CHAF and smoke a bowl one last time before then.
by mulatina July 30, 2012
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Chaff

A person kept around during the zombie apocalypse by a group of survivors as the designated bait when running from zombies. Usually a slower, heavier or asthmatic person without stamina. The idea is that he/she will be the person at the back of the group and will be caught by the zombies thus allowing the rest of the group to escape.

It has its origins in WWII radar counter-measures - bogus targets dropped by aircraft to confound enemy surveillance.
"We keep Bill around as Chaff, we don't have to run fast, just faster than Bill....."

"Who's the Chaff in this group? Look around, if you can't pick him out, it's you!"
by Necropology October 17, 2012
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choadiemcsmallballs

a universal word that can be used to temporarily name any person, friend or foe.
Yo! What's happenin choadiemcsmallballs!?
by Randy Macho Man Savage June 27, 2008
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Choad Dozer

After pulling out and ejaculating on the lady's taint, you try to counteract the forces of gravity by using the head of the penis (as a dozer) to keep the ejaculate from slipping into her anal region.
A choad dozer is only fun for a few seconds, then I get sleepy and must rest.

My men and I have traveled a fort night and have built a man-sized desire to Choad Doze your virgins. Bring them forth.
by Bizoid April 30, 2006
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chaff

A chaff is the name given to a group (or person) of people who are moronic junkies who have dead end jobs and live in a rough estate.

Display a very limited vocabulary using words such as 'ravin' 'shafe geez' and 'give me your mobile or i'll f***king knife ya'
you f***king chaff, p**s off back to your council flat
by craig.B November 21, 2004
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