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Chizzard

One who, by routinely practicing the use of marijuana, masters the art of getting chizzed. see chizz.
I'm going to go smoke my own weight in marijuana daily to achieve the status of Chizzard.
by The_Real_SkeezyT December 13, 2009
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chizznut

n: a special type of nut that is dipped in a "chocolatey" substance and covered in chopped up walnuts. It is then put in ground for 107 days. After that, you mix peanut butter, fluff, mayo, ketchup, mustard, cow lard, a rare marine platypus urine, dead flowers, toenails, spam, and paper to a creamy substance and fill the nut with the batter. Leave in fridge for 2000000000000000.12475894 years. After that process, put a cherry on top.

*For extra flavor add a bit of spray cheese and spray butter.
I ate a delightful chizznut for breakfast this morning.
by chizznut-wiz August 14, 2011
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Chinzan

The Chinese word for puberty. It is becoming increasingly more popular in the United States due to it's "catchyness" in saying the word. It is commonplace in high schools replacing the word puberty.
When Carrie's voice cracked when she was answering Mr.Fitz's question, everybody laughed because she was going through Chinzan. She was later nicknamed "Chinzan Carrie" by high school hoodlums.
by Other Vincent Bondage December 10, 2008
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Chazzles

noun-an exceptionally beautiful member of the male race whose sexual appetite equals that of Chuck Norris
verb-the act of taking an object from a store without forfeiting money
(related term- "Chazzles-friendly": adj- the absence of a security tag form an item)
noun: "Damn, Chace Crawford is such a Chazzles!"
verb: "I'm a bit short on cash, but I really want that dress. Should I chazzle it?"
adj: "Wow! Everything is here is tagged...definitely NOT chazzles-friendly..."
by Ah Dude October 22, 2008
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Chiaz

A casual, slightly cool way of saying cheers
Tim: Here's that song you wanted
Jim: Oh chiaz!
by MonkeyAl February 1, 2009
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Chiczofrenic

Chiczofrenic is the term for the woman who is purposeful and intentional in how crazy their life may be.
I can do whatever I want. I'm chiczofrenic.
by Casid October 19, 2010
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Chiz-a-tunity

When an opportunity arises to do copious amounts of cocaine, usually at a time that is highly inconvenient and/or inappropriate.
"It's a Wednesday morning Chiz-a-tunity!"
by Chiz-a-tunity August 19, 2016
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