Chester Stash

A fugly attempt at male facial hair that looks a bit like Mario's from SuperMario Brothers.

Check out the nappy Chester Stash on that guy! All he needs is a gold chain and he'd be pimp material!!!

by Cheesy Lou-easy June 28, 2010

Port Chester

a small town in westchester, NY.. about 40 minutes from the city, yeah, new york city.

Most people say they hate it here because of a few bad neighborhoods, but i actually enjoy it, a lot. its got some pretty sweet hidden places.. but there are some security issues.

"Man i cant wait to graduate so i can get out of port chester!"

"wow, that tee shirt is so ghetto, its port chester!"

by Roxanne <3 September 7, 2008

port chester

see shit hole

i hate this town

by Matt April 5, 2004

Chester the Molester

The act of fingering a girl while your fingers are covered in Cheetos dust

Mr. Smith gave Mrs. Smith a Chester the Molester; now she has a yeast infection.

by Login14 April 10, 2015

Chester, NJ

a overly upper class town. Inhabiting this town you will find less than 10 hard laborers, that are also legal citizens. Of the population that are minors you'll find a large amount of emos, the "Wolf Pack", and a shit ton of people that play soccer, the entire population, tough diverse can agree that they all hate their town. fortunately, it is not as boring as the neighboring town mendham. the youth also seem to enjoy partaking in activities that involve drinking and smoking weed. altough some will do it just so they'll be "cool" (see back to wolf pack.).

"I can't wait to get out of Chester, NJ"

by Chesterite November 24, 2009

chester drago

best kid ever, also felt left out of all the online cat fighting that the 7th (and some 8th) grade girls were having.

Note: kim yulick, emily silk, etc. God damnit, why can't these girls just grow up?

Kim: You're a rabbit.
Garrette: You're a slut.

Time to grow up. Kim isn't a slut, garrette is obviously a human, just get over yourselves ladies.

by chester April 16, 2005

chester molester

One who has sex with children.

Tell the kids to stay away from that chester molester.

by Happy Noodle Blacker August 23, 2006