chopsticks taste like cardboard

the best name you could ever give yourself, and the true meaning of life.

the truth to life
no one can deny this unless you're not Asian. if you're not asian or don't know what chopsticks are, I pity you very deeply. you're missing out.

what the heck?! what are those?

it's chopsticks. chopsticks taste like cardboard

woah bro you're right...

yeah bro i know

by crumbledown October 28, 2019

bed room cardboard

Bed room cardboard is when you cum onto your (or someone elses) bed sheets and leave to dry resulting in hard and crispy bed sheets

I forgot to clean up after i finished jerking last night. Hope my mom dont see all my Bed Room Cardboard

by Ska Face92 June 29, 2008

Cardboard box

A dull and boring person who lacks an imaginative spark. A person who is not scintillated by life and breaks no rules. He dresses plainly, speaks calmly and is dependable and faithful. He does not have any hobbies or any interests other than earning his bread and butter. He is common, found easily and pleased quickly.

"Oh! Tom is such a cardboard box. He completely lacks intuition, is a bore to communicate with as he has no fresh ideas of his own and peddles out mundane and dull facts all the time."

by fiery living April 18, 2010

Cardboard

Something boring / dead / plain

"He's got cardboard banter."
"You're jokes are cardboard."

by Donnyrightere December 2, 2016

Cardboard Cutout

A boring person with nothing about them. Say's nothing & contributes nothing.

Hey, that Simon is a fucking cardboard cutout!

by The Bomb 2020 August 27, 2020

Cardboarding

The verb to describe an effect (generally negative) that results from the conversion of a 2D film in to a 3D, whereby aspects of the scene whilst having an overall sense of depth, appear more like cardboard cut-outs rather that fully depthed objects.
The effect is created by the way the rotascope 'slices' the image in to its respective 3D elements, finer slices create more depth.

I did enjoy Burton's Alice movie, but at times the cardboarding was distracting.

by michaeltreman April 2, 2010

cardboard character

card-board char-ac-ter; noun
A character that appears fake, unnatural or unreal.

Miley Cyrus in Hannah Montana is like a cardboard character because she plays someone she is not by wearing make up and wigs and different clothes. You can still tell it's Miley Cyrus!

by JWat36 October 28, 2009