The crappiest channel out there. Was supposed to be about classic Disney cartoons but instead started making all these crappy shows about teenagers with some retarded plot and slapping the Disney label on them so parents will let their kids watch.
And of course the only kids that watch that shit are eleven-year-old girls who try to act like they're sixteen. Of course all the characters on every single one of their shows is a teenager, just so 11-year-olds everywhere can watch and say, "I watch Lizzie McGuire and Hannah Montana and That's So Raven on the Disney Channel, so that makes me grown-up!" Every show on that channel is geared towards eleven-and-under-year-old kids but try to make it look like they're geared towards older kids.
Let me also say that the actors and actresses CANNOT ACT, yet they are possibly the biggest stars in Hollywood right now. Why, you might ask? Because of the gullible eleven-year-old girls who tune in every night to watch because it makes them feel older.
And of course the only kids that watch that shit are eleven-year-old girls who try to act like they're sixteen. Of course all the characters on every single one of their shows is a teenager, just so 11-year-olds everywhere can watch and say, "I watch Lizzie McGuire and Hannah Montana and That's So Raven on the Disney Channel, so that makes me grown-up!" Every show on that channel is geared towards eleven-and-under-year-old kids but try to make it look like they're geared towards older kids.
Let me also say that the actors and actresses CANNOT ACT, yet they are possibly the biggest stars in Hollywood right now. Why, you might ask? Because of the gullible eleven-year-old girls who tune in every night to watch because it makes them feel older.
"On an all-new Hannah Montana, Miley's dad gives her a brand-new credit card! But OF COURSE she goes overboard shopping! What's a tween to do?!"
"Dude, if I have to hear my little sister sing that Hannah Montana shit one more time, I swear I'm gonna BLOW MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT!!!"
"Disney Channel Writer #1: "You know, I feel like even though we've already got Lizzie McGuire, Phil of the Future, the Suite Life of Zack and Cody, Kim Possible, and That's So Raven, we STILL don't have enough teen shows!!"
Disney Channel Writer #2: "I KNOW! Let's make a TV show about a tween (excuse me, teen) who is a regular girl during the day but--bear with me on this--is a POP STAR AT NIGHT!!!!!!!"
Disney Channel Writer #1: "OH MY GOD! I'm really glad you remembered our rule--EVERY central character on EVERY Disney Channel show HAS to be a teenage girl! I'm so proud of you for remembering! This is such a great idea!"
"Dude, if I have to hear my little sister sing that Hannah Montana shit one more time, I swear I'm gonna BLOW MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT!!!"
"Disney Channel Writer #1: "You know, I feel like even though we've already got Lizzie McGuire, Phil of the Future, the Suite Life of Zack and Cody, Kim Possible, and That's So Raven, we STILL don't have enough teen shows!!"
Disney Channel Writer #2: "I KNOW! Let's make a TV show about a tween (excuse me, teen) who is a regular girl during the day but--bear with me on this--is a POP STAR AT NIGHT!!!!!!!"
Disney Channel Writer #1: "OH MY GOD! I'm really glad you remembered our rule--EVERY central character on EVERY Disney Channel show HAS to be a teenage girl! I'm so proud of you for remembering! This is such a great idea!"
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That couple feels the need to decorate all of the rooms in their house with a Rusty Chandelier. But on their behalf, it really does tie the whole house together.
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These are examples of some things a troll might say:
*"I hate all *insert offensive racial slurr here* because they *insert false stereotype here*"
*"Butt sex is illegal, because it goes against my religion."
*"She's a prostitute whore."
(notice how none of these statements are based on any form of intelligence.)
A troll channel will often include offensive, racist, sexist, homophobic, lude, or sexual videos.
A troll's favorite thing to do is spam.
These are examples of some things a troll might say:
*"I hate all *insert offensive racial slurr here* because they *insert false stereotype here*"
*"Butt sex is illegal, because it goes against my religion."
*"She's a prostitute whore."
(notice how none of these statements are based on any form of intelligence.)
A troll channel will often include offensive, racist, sexist, homophobic, lude, or sexual videos.
A troll's favorite thing to do is spam.
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The act of:
1. Wash and Dry Testicles
2. Gently braise freshly shorn testicles with either:
-whipped egg white
-fresh butter/margarine
-extra virgin olive oil
-Nonstick cooking spray (we recommend PAM)
3. Immediately transfer moistened ballsack into a medium
sized rammiken filled with red, white and blue sprinkles.
(inspired by the French National Flag)
4. Hastily dangle your supremely decorated ballsack into
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Basting agent and applicator
The act of:
1. Wash and Dry Testicles
2. Gently braise freshly shorn testicles with either:
-whipped egg white
-fresh butter/margarine
-extra virgin olive oil
-Nonstick cooking spray (we recommend PAM)
3. Immediately transfer moistened ballsack into a medium
sized rammiken filled with red, white and blue sprinkles.
(inspired by the French National Flag)
4. Hastily dangle your supremely decorated ballsack into
the open mouth of your chosen partner.
Serves 1-2
Colours of sprinkles may vary dependent on country of choice.
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