Chameleon

Aw hey, thanks Sam.

Hym "I could have expounded on the chameleon think too by saying 'People who are higher in trait openness are also likely to be less consistent in their personality and women are reliably, ya know... That.' And that way I would get to show off my 10 YEARS OF COLLEGE LEVEL PSYCHOLOGY STUDY! But whatever... Yeah, no, still good. Hey, what's the timeline on me getting my money and-or the fluid drain up out of my brainz? Because unlike the sister from Phineas and Ferg is DO NOT have squirrels in my pants but, rather, fluidz in my brainz. My heralds have all failed me and are all either getting piped down or piping down hoes... Or are having tea with bible nerds but that's- it's fine. That's not a huge deal. Um... Yeah... Fluid in my brainz... Not pleasant and I am the creator of A.I. I feel like I should be getting both credit and moneyz and I don't think I should have to murder children to get either of those things but... You know... Sometimes kids have money, like, in their lil pockets and what-not... Soooo.... Yeah... Give me... My moneyz... Yeah."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2024

chameleon penis

penis that blends in with its surroundings

girl #1: guess who sent me dick pics last night
girl #2: blake? again?

girl #3: he still have the chameleon penis?
girl #1: of course he does, once a chameleon penis always a chameleon penis

by pixelatedtitties June 19, 2019

schawrma chameleon

A guy that can sway and charm and blend in in any situation any enviroment and any women that he pleases...

Bill; so how was LA?
Jake; man i was like a schawrma chamelon all up on that bitch...

by Jake_69ld March 18, 2005

Chameleon Man

A man who changes his entire personality to get laid. Pretends to like girl things, bands, music. Dresses in baggy clothes and posts about cats.

Girl: Do you think he really like TV Girl and Lana Del Rey?
Regular man: no. He’s a chameleon man. He’ll change his entire personality just for some ass.

by GlassDildo February 15, 2024

Chameleon

Somebody who has a different sexual desire or sex partner that changes with the day.

Tim is such a chameleon. I let him fuck me last night, and he ditched me for Natalie

by Secretingredientisfuck May 7, 2016

Aesthetic Chameleon

Someone who can dress as all ‘aesthetics’ and still look good

“You can look good in grunge, softgirl, Plant mom, etc, you’re an aesthetic chameleon”

by mygsidolkick September 4, 2019

Culinary Chameleon

That one person who always insists that "they'll have what you're having" at a restaurant, and will never pick for themselves.

Waiter: "Hello and welcome, what can I get for you guys today?"
Culinary Chameleon: "I'll just get what he's having."

by wolfishmass November 25, 2023