Califa Thugs

Chicano rap group singed to Low Profile Records.

What did you think of Califa Thugs debut album?

by élan November 2, 2003

Cali

A word for "California" used by no one who has ever lived in California. Use "Cali" and you will immediately sound like a hick.

"I'm from Cali."
"No you're not, you fucktard, no one says Cali in California."
"You're right, I'm actually from Iowa. My life is empty."

by srhlwrc February 16, 2009

Cali

Cali:
A main city in the beautiful country of colombia. It is known for being the salsa capital of the world.

Yo bro that salsa concert in cali was crazy. No wonder they call it the salsa capital of the world.

by Andre305 August 16, 2007

carlos caliente

The reverse to the "hot carl". Where you shit on someone's face and then cover it with seran wrap.

She totally sophocated when i gave her a carlos caliente.

by Joe Parker October 17, 2006

Cali

The most amazing girl in the world, a girl you could marry and have kids with, you will want to spend the rest of your life with her and she will always keep you happy, she would have brown hair brown eyes and a Gorgeous smile, she is sexy and hot and beautiful, and loves to have fun.

"Cali is so amazing"

by Hot chocolate April 23, 2013

Califlorida Girl

A girl who is for California and Florida. Typically relocated from one to the other.

Im a Jersey girl" "Oh thats cool, im a Califlorida girl

by A Califlorida Girl June 21, 2010

poisoned chalis

Chalis: A cup or bowl highly decorated with jewels or precious metals. A desirable object

Poisoned Chalis: A prize that has had its lustre taken from it by an act or situation that makes recieving the prize much less palatable.

Poisoned Chalis: A lesbian that turns down your offer of sex but wants to remain friends.

The offer of a job as The English Football Team manager was a poisoned chalis. He realised that it was footballs prize but he hadnt realised the press corp hated him so much.

Oh man look at her she's beautiful. I get a boner whenever she walks past but she's as lezzer as they come mate! I want to be her friend but I know she will never shag me - thats what I call a poisoned chalis.

by Fanny Wazzocks Cookbook October 20, 2007