cement sandwich

The act of gluing two bitches together with your own semen. Presumably after fornicating furiously.

Those bitches didn't even know the meaning of ladies night till I served them a cement sandwich...!

by KTitties April 05, 2014

Cement hooch

when an eldery gentlemens asshole is tighter than a brand new bottle of pickles

Daniel locked his grandfather in a horses stable and tried to make him sit on a nail but his cement hooch bent the nail sideways.

by Cement hooch May 20, 2017

bent tent cement

When you are absolutely cleared off the bevs.

“I’ve been bent tent cement ever since I started taking shots.”

by Bonzo42069 July 09, 2024

honorable cemention

A "runner-up" acknowledgement at a concrete-creation competition.

Da term "honorable cemention" could also refer to da town's putting up a molded-mortar statue in your honor.

by QuacksO February 20, 2021

boys dorm cement mixer

When a common bathroom toilet is clogged and people keep shitting in it until it can’t be plunged and the shit turns rock hard.

Call maintenance, we have another boys dorm cement mixer in stall 3.

by Boysdormstaff January 26, 2020

JSW Cement

Best known for producing world-class green cement.
It has a strong commitment towards innovation in sustainability and technology to offer eco-friendly building solutions.
With a vision to build a self-reliant India by boosting our colossal infrastructure, JSW Cement has established itself as The Leaders’ Choice.

JSW Cement is The Leaders’ Choice.

by Mayuri November 24, 2021

cementing

An act where a person will mix their semen with the ashes of a deceased person and proceed to smother the paste on other humans and objects. Usually in a sexual manner

Hey Jamie. Let’s go do some cementing with ben’s dead grandma. She’s gonna make some mean paste!

by freaking freakyb May 03, 2024