Catholic Twins

Siblings born less than 12 months apart.

Rick was 11 months old when his mother had Mary. They're catholic twins.

by keith0211 March 5, 2009

Catholic Swag

When you pray the Rosary whenever you can, you read the NAB version of the Holy Bible. You know where the Pope is at all times and you keep up with the president election because you don't want Obama to take away your religious freedom. You have catholic swag when you wear your Rosary not just as a necklace, but as a statement. You KNOW when you have Catholic Swag when a Protestant comes up to you and tells you that you do not have a personal relationship with Christ, and you tell them ,"I take the Eucharist every Sunday, the Eucharist is the Body of Christ, It can not get anymore personal than that SISTAH!" OH BUDDAY and YOU KNOW when you have Catholic Swag when your best friend wants to become a Priest and he is the coolest guy in youth group and when your best friend Jill wants to be a Sister and you are like AMEN AMEN AMEN!! Pray for each other, Love each other, God Bless <3 #Catholic SWAG
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John: Hey did you go to Cafe Con Cristo last Friday?

Jill: Yeah! It was Catholic Swagged up to the max! See you at the Catholic Swag event next Saturday!
John: Aiight, Pray for me okay gurl ?
Jill: Amen to that my brother in Christ, see ya Sunday!

by CatholicSwagGirl September 5, 2012

Catholic Waterfall

When a women masturbates, and when she is about to squirt, a man opens his anus and she squirts in the hole.

Shawn was ready for his first Catholic waterfall from his mother.

by SHWNR May 8, 2010

Catholic Church

One of the most corrupt institutions on the planet. While the world goes hungry they have to buy fancy gold shit to put on their bishops, cardinals and popes.

Catholic to Mobster : ZOMG the pope just excommunicated members of the mafia.

Mobster: BFD, at least admit we are crooks and don't cover up for pedophiles unlike the Catholic Church.

by MrHobbes69 June 21, 2014

cradle Catholic

A person baptized as a Catholic as a baby or young child and raised in a religious family, usually attending religious schools throughout childhood. Often (but not necessarily) said with the implication that the person is Catholic in Name Only (CINO), remaining with the religion only because they were raised with it.

I'm a cradle Catholic, so it would trouble my parents if they found out that I'm actually an atheist.

by Wolpertinger November 11, 2010

Catholic Central

Although CC seems to win every single sports game they participate in, the students have their heads up their own asses and think all other schools are inferior.

"Dude our football team is playing Catholic Central tomorrow"
"Why don't you just quit now?"

by Laxxbro December 5, 2009

Catholic Loophole

The act of preserving a woman's virginity by having anal sex instead of vaginal sex, therefore letting the woman remain a virgin.

"Last night, we practiced the Catholic Loophole because my girlfriend wanted to wait before he had vaginal sex."

by Bluntzilla7414 February 3, 2013