The living embodiment of Satan who after doing cock and ball torture can destroy galaxies is seconds.
by Nashers567 April 11, 2020
The act of pouring a beer into your mouth without letting the bottle or can tough your lips. And getting the bottle or can as far away from your mouth as possible
by HateSickFux May 26, 2017
Holy shit Carl is every guys dream life. Smoking hot girl friend in season 6 is rich and owns his own house at the age of fucking 15. Hes truly a GOD to many
Guy 1: You know the kid named carl Gallagher from 2119 Wallace street
Guy 2: Hell ya hes a bad ass
Guy 1: Dude he just f***** your girl friend
Guy 2: shit...
Guy 2: Hell ya hes a bad ass
Guy 1: Dude he just f***** your girl friend
Guy 2: shit...
by Carlskid November 27, 2017
One of the greatest popularizers of science to have walked the Earth.
Carl Sagan achieved worldwide fame for his thirteen-episode series 'Cosmos: A Personal Voyage'.
His research was what brought about the theory of a nuclear winter as the result of nuclear warfare.
Carl Sagan criticized society and advocated skeptical thought. He had strong, yet calm, power in his voice, and with it, the power to pull out a feeling in one's body, a feeling of longing. A yearning to learn, and a desire to venture outside our small planet.
Carl Sagan died in 1996 of pneumonia, but he lives on in any one who has ever listened to him and taken heed of his words.
Carl Sagan achieved worldwide fame for his thirteen-episode series 'Cosmos: A Personal Voyage'.
His research was what brought about the theory of a nuclear winter as the result of nuclear warfare.
Carl Sagan criticized society and advocated skeptical thought. He had strong, yet calm, power in his voice, and with it, the power to pull out a feeling in one's body, a feeling of longing. A yearning to learn, and a desire to venture outside our small planet.
Carl Sagan died in 1996 of pneumonia, but he lives on in any one who has ever listened to him and taken heed of his words.
by Zaborack February 19, 2010
Two parts Hi-C, One parts NyQuil. Get's you schwasted. It is also known to cause excessive giggling and belching.
by theantpharm1 April 03, 2011
a puffy cheeto haired, very smexy man that flies around the world training all the kindergartners about cock and ball torture. He also is equipped a technique to make sure he can educate people on CBT, he defends himself by emitting a loud shriek that if heard can give you type two diabetes and will slowly kill you throughout your lifetime.
Teacher: So class what do you wanna be when you grow up
Student 1: Astronaut!
Student 2: Chef
Student 3: Doctor
Ethan: I wanna be Carl Wheezer when I grow up!
Teacher: *aims the AK-47*
Student 1: Astronaut!
Student 2: Chef
Student 3: Doctor
Ethan: I wanna be Carl Wheezer when I grow up!
Teacher: *aims the AK-47*
by rookhazed-chan March 21, 2020
there are no words to describe this amazing human. he gives the best puns known the man kind. he not only is the news anchor for CNN10, but he is also my God. I am a strong believer in azuzism and i pray to carl azuz every night.
friend 1: we didn't watch CNN10 this morning in class!
friend 2: awh it's okay I already prayed to Carl Azuz this morning...
friend 2: awh it's okay I already prayed to Carl Azuz this morning...
by carlazuzlover December 27, 2019