cardenated

When someone's friends draw stuff on you (such as penises) or to embarrassing things to you (no not that thing...) and take pictures; then they erase it from your face and make you think nothing happened. Later they show you the pictures in front of everyone, embarrassing the hell out of you.

"Check out these pics, Bro!" - bro 1
"HAHAHA, oh wait, is that me?!" - bro 2
"Yeah, you just got cardenated!" - bro 1

by avecsellers July 1, 2010

cardboard sliding

the act of using a flattened cardboard box to slide places; i.e., down hills, down stairs.

He didn't need a skateboard or sled, he could go cardboard sliding down the hill on that box the new washer came in.

by helen1929 January 28, 2013

Cardboard-Poostick

An emergency makeshift device, made of cardboard, to push a giant turd around the u-bend.

“What are you doing to that pizza box?”
“I’ve blocked the shitter so I’m making a cardboard-poostick!”

by Lady Shitcakes October 15, 2017

Cardboard dog

A shriveled up dick. Used as an insult more than literally

Tom: Shut the fuck up Izzy you cardboard dog I hate you
Izzy: WTF!????!?!!!!!

by Tomcablehater2 August 3, 2020

cardel

A strong Independent person, usually tall and one of the best friends you could ask for. They are probably one of the prettiest people you would ever meet I would know. Usually quiet at first but are really outgoing once they get to know you better. They usually don't like to tell people their secrets but if they really trust you then they will tell you a thing or two. Very bold and a person you would not want to get into a fight with because you will get some bumps and buses. Never get on their bad sides because that's a dangerous game to play, never mess with their friends because she will get you back if you hurt them.

"Is that Cardel?"

"Yea I heard she beat up a guy that hurt her friend"
"Really??"
"I bet he is sorry"

by NightScwoler March 9, 2021

Cardbovore

a person that loves eating cardboard

Omg I'm such a cardbovore, I can not wait for the cardboard fries tonight.

by _yolo_ February 7, 2022

Alabama cardboard

When you give birth to twins on a sheet of cardboard. Then your vagina flaps become stiff and brown like cardboard.

The man of the house can not have sexual relations with his wife due to her Alabama cardboard.

by 5dorra October 12, 2016