cardangle

The act of fellating a goose whilst riding either a) a mechanised bucking bronco, b) an old fashioned carousel at a fairground, or c) the number 82 bus in any municipal region.

Often leads to severe cramp and social exclusion on the part of the cardangler.

Person 1: "What the hell is Tom doing?!"
Person 2: "Oh shit! He's doing the cardangle!"

by Goose9988 November 16, 2012

cadeau

French definition is a “gift”.

If you are lucky to have a Cadeau as a friend he will be a gift to your life. He will be trust worthy and loyal, while consistently speaking like a Toronto fuckboy. For example, yea bro I’ll do that favour for you, AHLIE. Or, Wahgwan sweet bits, here’s dat money mans owed you styyyyyll. Mans tryna reach the raptors game tonight szeeeen

Girl - hey Cadeau, do the carpets match the drapes?

Cadeau- you already know mans got ginger pubes

Yo my dawg Cadeau is reaching and he’s gunna act big but mans jussssss started going to the gym

by Szeeeeen November 6, 2017

Cardan

In Romanian it is used as an alternative to "dick". Fun alternative.

A luat fata cardanul intre falci ca o profesionista.

by Amoks May 4, 2022

carealess

not caring about something

I couldn’t carealess what you do as long as we don’t go to jail, die, or wreck.

by Daniel James B March 17, 2008

Cardamom

Just like it sounds. A cardamom is a woman who is remarkably attractive and youthful in appearance, and also has children. She still gets carded when purchasing vodka.

"Yeah I see the brat with you, but I'll still need to see your I.D."
"Are you saying I'm a cardamom?"
"Yes."
"But I didn't hear you say it."
"You're a cardamom."
"Thank you."

by James Headfield March 10, 2020

Cardan

Cardan is a beautiful sexy person , a lesbian and ceo of the joker era

Cardan is the best! They’re so lesbian!

by lmaothisisstupid March 11, 2021

the cardnals

A baseball team slightly better than the Cubs.

The Cardnals are slightly better than the Cubs.

by Not the cubs December 25, 2016