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Cognitive Capability Fabrication

An ability only low to mid-ranked divine beings possess. It allows the users to manifest any “superpower” imaginable. This ability was created by the high-ranked gods to accommodate weaker gods in dire situations. The ability activates when the user concentrate on the desired powers. There are no limits on how high someone’s powers can go, but there is a minimum limit. “Any being with Cognitive Capability Fabrication is unable to accelerate under twenty-five meters per second.” This limitation only refers to an individual’s sprinting speed, not the walking speed. The high-ranked Immortal beings may obtain the ability if they wanted to alter their bodies into a mortal.
P1: I wish I had superpowers.
P2: Do you know about Cognitive Capability Fabrication?
P1: No. What is that?
P2: Basically, you get superpowers by imagining them.
P1: I’ve done that before. It doesn’t work.
P2: That makes sense, because you’re not a god.
by Ardyneus December 25, 2019
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Vaginal Capacity

The volume of dick in which a vagina can hold,
usually measured in cm^3 for scientific purposes.
Ted: I hear Bertha has a high Vaginal Capacity.
John: Is it because of her wide pelvic structure?
Ted: No, she's just a whore.
by Philosoblacktor February 1, 2013
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High Capacity Assault Speech

A Neo-Orwellian Democrat phrase, intentionally created with a wide-sweeping and ambiguous scope, used to define what was once formerly known as "telling the truth", or the dangerous use of using maths and statistics to prove someone else wrong.
"I tried to tell Brenda that gun deaths are an epidemic within America, to which she responded with High Capacity Assault Speech, explaining that gun deaths aren't even in the top ten causes of death in the United States. And there are, in fact, more deaths caused by hands, feet, knives, and blunt instruments by a magnitude of about eighty. I have reported her to the thought police so that she may be dealt with swiftly, and that our Holy Narrative may be protected."
by Krythic May 15, 2021
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ice capades

Having butt sex without any lube and not being able to sit down for a wonderful show like the ice capades.
"I went to the Ice Capades with that guy from the bar last night and it hurt so bad driving home this morning"
by ellis292 October 2, 2007
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capalot

“I don’t capalot”
by Daek November 14, 2018
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Fucks Capacitor

Any device used to get in contact with a man/woman you've have sex with in the past for the purpose of having sex with them again.
"I haven't had sex in awhile, so I fired up my Fucks Capacitor and called Sally"
by Cram McCockin' January 13, 2010
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Mike Mo Capaldi

The God of skateboarding.
sponsered by: Girl. Thunder. Lakai.
Watch him skate, then ask your self. "was that switch?"
Mike Mo Capaldi rocked the Fully Flared Vid."
by HowdyPartener January 2, 2009
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