Where's the Cameras?

A phrase used when something so absurd and ludicrous happens, that those bearing witness to the stupidity think they're on a hidden-camera television show. So, they're waiting for the camera crews to come out laughing. The phrase can be used as a result of a ridiculous statement, event, or altercation with another person.

Woman: Would you like to sign a petition to end the sexual exploitation of dairy cows, who are being assaulted every time they are milked without their consent?

Man: Wait...What? How is this a thing?

Woman: How is what a thing!?

Man: Come on, where's the cameras? Are you being serious right now?

by Fawning Girl August 15, 2019

Camera arm

When you post a picture of yourself to any social networking website in which you can clearly see the persons arm or arms in the photo, usually blocking her boobs.

Shirlie's selfie was so hot, but her camera arm got in the way so there is no way that I will be able to masturbate to it tonight.

by Weed Morton October 18, 2012

Highway Camera

A camera, typically used by truckers, to protect themselves from fraudulent claims related to accidents.

When I got into an accident, my highway camera saved my ass from getting a ticket and losing my license.

by Eye on the Highway July 1, 2012

flash the camera

It means to show your chest/breast to the camera

*during a video call
Boy(to girl): can you flash the camera now.

by Ravivar August 7, 2023

Shake the camera

The act of masturbation.

Originates from having FaceTime sex and the camera shaking with the motion.

“Me and X shook the camera last night”
“When did you last shake the camera?”

by MCEGWM November 22, 2020

Camera sex

The act of two cameras filming each other at once, e.g. filming another camera that is recording you

Tanner: Woah, I'm recording another camera that's recording!
Peter: We're recording each other, it's like camera sex!

by KaiserWilhelm99 December 11, 2021

Camera shy

when you are new to the porn industry and you are insecure about being naked on camera

"that girl was camera shy on her debut porno"

"That guy was camera shy about his small penis being on video"

by Necro-romancer June 4, 2021