Carpetbagger

A bringer of freedom, civilization, and AMERICA to the south and other retarded places in order to help with their growth. Hated by traitors and hicks they raise the standard of living in the south and have throughout its history expanded the rights of all men in the south and brought FREEDOM there.

A carpetbagger is the best thing a man can aspire to be, bringing freedom and civilization not from a distance but going directly to the lacking states putting his life at risk from the cuckfederates, and planthold in order to elevate them to the level of the superior north.

by TheS January 25, 2022

carpet mower

1. A voracious lesbian who performs oral sex with such speed and power that she is more like a mower than a muncher.

2. One who performs oral sex on a woman

3. A cross between a Carpet Muncher and a lawn mower

She's a carpet mower, Katie said she would tear you up girlfriend.

by natedog August 30, 2004

carpet flyer

A carpet flyer is a person who is generally of middle-eastern origin. It is a derrogatory term, used mostly by people in the south, or people with good senses of humour.

Made famous by Larry the Cable Guy in the movie Delta Farce when he is sent to Iraq or "The land of the carpet flyers"

"That carpet flyer caught me trying to steal from his convenience store!"

by Kylav January 18, 2008

carpet licker

A lesbo dat likes to lick pussy.

How do yo become a lesbian? Oh thats easy hun, you just have to lick carpet. Lick carpet huh?

by joe April 23, 2003

Magic Carpet

One of the ways Indians go to work or school. Other possible ways for them to travel is to ride on their pet elephant or camel. Usually magic carpet is expensive and only the wealthy households own a magic carpet. One of the most ideal family in India has two camels for the children, 2 elephants, and magic carpet. Magic carpet is usually used when a family member is late to work/school. Also, since the magic carpet uses curry & naan as its main fuel, there is a problem with curry pollution lately in India.

Conversation of a Typical Indian Family

Son: Mom I'm going to be late to school!

Mom: Anuj, I will give you the right to use the Magic Carpet today!

by Anusman2009 October 7, 2009

carpet burns

brush burns a male or female receives on their knees, back, or face, from being fucked or fucking on a carpet floor.

did, you see Bills wife's carpet burns on her knees, and face? Yes she must have been ridden hard by her bull last night. But Bill was out of town? Exactly!

by oralb69 August 21, 2008

carpet gypsy

an undercover lesbian. one that portrays to be a lesbian in order to score men. could also be a real lesbian but has moments where men seem more appealing (usually high/drunk).

damnnnn, look at that girl score all those chicks. such a carpet gypsy.

by dordan jewert April 23, 2009