callum

someone really nice and amazing cute

wow i like him hes callum

by minipa1 January 28, 2012

Callastination

When you're too lazy to answer the house phone and you're just waiting for siblings, parents, or whoever else is in the house with you in a different room to get it. Pretty much it is procrastinating answering a phone call you are too lazy to get up and answer.

After a certain amount of tones you realize that whoever else is in the house with you is doing it too. So in being the better man/woman you take your last bit of energy to rush to the phone.

If your family experiences Callastination, you're family is just as lazy as mine.

by Dr.P.Nis July 29, 2014

blue calls

A medical condition that happens after your booty call cancels last minute.

Dude I totally got a case of blue calls last night when Jessica cancelled on me.

by TraviSemajBers March 20, 2017

Callum

A dangerous individual that holds grudge's and is a tormentor of anyone they hate, slightly psychotic.

Callum's likely to hunt you down, tie you to a tree and beat you with a piece of 2x4.

by Shifter KK October 6, 2009

callum

the best friend anyone could ask for, hes caring, funny and just dam cool. He's also all ways there for you and will never let you down.

callum

by reecewsb299 April 24, 2013

Callumed

To pull a callum is to be extremely stubborn, annoying and correct someone in the most disrespectful way.

Tom said "Exeter is famous for having good underground" "Nah that's London, hah you just got Callumed!" said Callum as the disrespectful cunt he is

by Urnan69FEFExdlollmao May 14, 2019

Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

Gandhi

Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail,

And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,

He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,

(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

-The Newfangled Four

by Random_doesn’t_equal_funny August 16, 2018