Alaskan Advent Calendar

The act of jizzing in one hole of an advent calendar every day until there are no more left. Then you freeze it overnight and then eat the chocolates. When you have all of chocolates in your mouth, you have oral sex with your bitch and then shoot her with a massive load of cum, and when she is knocked out from the cum, you throwing her out the window onto a freeway.

I gave my bitch and Alaskan Advent Calendar and the funeral is next thursday.

by 6117 March 11, 2025

PJ Woods and Co Calendar

Calendar full of the craziest days of the year

I checked my bro's calendar to realize it was a PJ Woods and Co Calendar

by RyZ Raps November 12, 2025

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are you so bored that you figured out my mac dock order and typed it in to urban dictionary

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by iminhellplshelpahhh July 8, 2024

calenday

A calenday is what one looks at each day, to see the date of the month one is currently on.

"My calenday says that today is February 5, 2010."

by MDY, CSW February 5, 2010

Calenderr

When you look at your organizer the day after a big event and realize that you forgot to attend

A: Hey how was xx's party the other day?
B: Man I can't believe it, I had a total calenderr!

by Goofysurfer September 25, 2010

calyndar

It is a one name in the world of a girl who is loyal,caring and always put her family first.

Yesterday Calyndar was awesome in her hils.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Marie Calender Steamer

When one receives a blowjob in a car outside a resturant in the middle of winter and the windows steam up

Damn, that was the best marie calender steamer I ever had. I had to let the windows down to cool off

by buster903 October 16, 2010