I helped rebuild a garage that burnt down, and my buddy gave me a bill after for helping that's when you realized you got cactus fucked.
by Cactus corner April 14, 2021
Refers to the condition of a man's testicles 5 days or so after shaving them. Round and prickly, the Pant Cactus is a foe to one's comfort, inner thighs, and the ladies. See: Manscape
"I look like a perv because I have to keep adjusting my balls - this Pant Cactus is so damn prickly! I'm never shaving my balls again!"
by Regay January 10, 2010
by Sheeshsquatch69 May 03, 2020
by Justro January 06, 2011
When it has been a few days since a man has shaved his scrotum and the hair has grown out becoming prickly.
"Last night my man wanted me to suck his nuts and I told him, 'No way, it is time to manscape again. So until you do, I ain't puttin your cactus balls in my mouth!'"
by stitchmata April 21, 2013
The feeling of itchyness that occurs from having facial hair grow back a little while after you shave. It usually only lasts for a short while, until the hair grows more fully or the person shaves again. When the person shaves again, however, cactus chin is sure to come back temporarily.
by Myagooshki February 21, 2011
Guy 1: Damn look at the flamingo!
Guy 2: No man that's a flamingo cactus , it's a mix between a flamingo and a cactus.
Guy 2: No man that's a flamingo cactus , it's a mix between a flamingo and a cactus.
by Camou-man January 18, 2013