John had cable rage, his power supplies were tangled.. And in order to free them of his audio equipment wires he risked pulling his computer off of his desk. The computer mouse and keyboard had already fallen off the desk, hitting his head and back and he is hoping they aren't broken or have any buttons missing. But he knows he cannot lash out, with so many valuable items at risk. This is cable rage, a lonely, frustration driven madness.
by Morrisimo August 12, 2006
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by Grammar Dawg June 16, 2012
The act of taking a dump (i.e. laying cable) while being online on a device enabled with wireless internet access.
Thomas: That fart stinks, bro? Why don't you go to the toilet and float one?
Jason: Yes, it's time for some Cable and Wireless. I'm going to grab my iPad, get on Facebook and lay a huge turd.
Jason: Yes, it's time for some Cable and Wireless. I'm going to grab my iPad, get on Facebook and lay a huge turd.
by weddun July 11, 2011
bored at work? find a toilet that someone in which somone else has parked an unflushed log....and wank all over it. This is icing a cable
by jhkt3 May 12, 2010
Performing fellatio upon a man's penis. Generally done by homosexual geriatric asian men (see: lemonparty.org).
by Bukkake Gargler December 14, 2004
When Cecilie rubs a cable inbetween her toes she goes "AAAAAAHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa"
Cable Fetish.
Cable Fetish.
by mrman566372 September 02, 2018