Pussy Custard

A term commonly used by Polish women to describe a woman's frangipani liquid and maybe used in an attempt to control a man...

Do this or you do not get any pussy custard...

by MuzBang May 16, 2016

ass custard

After anal love, the receiving party pulls his/her asscheeks apart and lets any ejaculate flow freely from the anus.

Matthew dared try his ass custard, and was so delighted he mixed it into pasta and had a splendid carbonara lunch.

by suedenim2410 January 2, 2012

tongue custard

Semen, named for it's appearance on someone's tongue.

The bitch was sucking my dick, so I blew her some tongue custard.

by Bobby Brutality December 9, 2008

bird's custard

The thick, creamy sauce that slurps out of a bird when she is aroused (very nice on a piece of apple pie).

"After dinner I enjoyed my aunt's cherry pie with a thick helping of bird's custard"

by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005

Custard Pie

The act of urinating and ejaculating in unison

Dude I did the craziest custard pie last night, cum and piss flew everywhere

by Mr.Stonk & Big Tuna July 15, 2021

custard monkey

someone that resembles a chimpanzee dipped in spunk.

she looked like a right custard monkey..did ya shag her with beer goggles?

by CustardMonkey September 29, 2009

Lemon Custard

a code word among males to refer to shaved pussy. It is used in situations when other words might not be socially acceptable. Adjectives can be used accordingly.

"That old wrinkly bitch has a dry lemon custard!"
"Wow, that Kim Kardashian sure has a tasty lemon custard!"
"I hope his mom is gonna be there, because I love her sweet lemon custard."

by RuoJie June 22, 2008