custard guts

Derogatory term, usually applied to females, but could also be used to refer to a male.

1. A female who engages in anal sex.

2. A female who swallows after oral sex.

"Look at custard guts over there, she gets around."

by Cyberdelia February 16, 2009

Custard slinger

Cum shot

Get ready for the custard slinger

by Btod January 7, 2014

custard tits.

breasts that occur on males that have undefined pectorals.Their body type is usually inbetween fat and skinny type just really fat.

ed: check out the guy with the tight tight t-shirt his putch.
gayle: haha he has custard tits.

by ics' February 15, 2006

Custard Cream

During sex, when the man lays on top of the girl, the girl sprays milk onto the man's chest. The man lets it drip onto the girl and stirs it with his penis, sometimes masturbating into it, until he has a thick mixture on the girl's tits.

She needed a shower after Andrew gave her a custard cream.

by Harry Toba February 5, 2014

custard pie

When a man busts a nut in or on a girls vagina and then eats her out and spits it in her mouth.

Burnt custard pie: Custard pie with the asshole instead of the vagina.

custard pie with sprinkles: Pubic hairs in custard pie

Zeke,Kyle,Kurt

Ladies, custard pie?

by Kyle Derosiers July 26, 2006

Custard Hut

The sweet sensational multifunctional womens "Patch of Grass, Fork in the Road, Box lunch at the Y, Coochie. Cookie, Vagina, Etc"

Sam, Courtney sure is hot. I'll say, I'd deffinately like to have dessert and munch out at her Custard Hut. MmMm Yummy!

by Ronski April 7, 2008

custard road house

The act of smearing peanut butter between two patties. Or filling a pasta linguini with come and baking it. Along with a road house where they serve custard.

Custard road house bitch

by Dr.felt her snatch December 8, 2013