Brown crayon

When you flush your poop and it leaves a streak on the toilet bowl

Dude, someone left a brown crayon on the toilet

by Revycling bin juice February 26, 2020

booty crayon

When you take your shit out of the toilet and write on the walls

Yo dog i wrote on the wall with mah booty crayon

by Duechnozzle11142000 March 10, 2016

cursing with crayons

A way to describe someone who curses like a little kid and sounds out of place cursing.

Wayne: You can just go to h, e, double hockey sticks! You big you know what'er!
Jay: Wow! You are so scary! Stop cursing with crayons and be a man! Get over the election!

by von groovy August 4, 2017

crayon smoker

something to call a dumb ass that looks like they would smoke crayons due not having any weed

ted: jeff looks like a crayon smoker

by according to all known laws February 27, 2021

dirty crayon

The natural scent of a young African American.

Damn girl, is that dirty crayon you got on?!

by Tanner B October 30, 2013

white crayon

Someone that no one likes, or wants to hang around with due to their annoying and freakish personality.

No one likes a white crayon.

"I saw Daniel at the park yesterday yelling at the top of his lungs to everyone around him, he's such a white crayon."

by ByrdIsThaWyrd May 12, 2016

Box of Crayons

A safe way to say in school that you need a box of cigarettes.

Does anyone have a box of crayons they are willing to share?

by Shane Collins January 13, 2009