Costco Surprise

1 package of bacon containing at least 90 pounds of the stuff. Does not necessarily apply to non-pork variations of bacon, as these may have a different weight ratio, and may not include a similar quantity of meat.

"I go to the freezer and I reach inside/Wrap my hands around a Costco surprise. What's that? It's like 90 pounds of that bacon dude/That's a lot of pig! And it's aboudda get chewed."

~From the song "Sizzle, Sizzle, Snap" by H20!

by Bacon_lover1313 February 07, 2010

Costco Cooter

When a woman puts a costco hotdog inside of herself and her partner tries to find it.

I love eating her costco cooter

by Costco Cooter June 09, 2024

Costco Whisper

Items not on your list, but Costco items "whisper" to you "but me" or "you need me".

I went in to Costco with 5 items on my list. I walked out with 15 items and spend $200 more than I should have spent after Costco whispered to me - buy me!

by The Omaha Greek December 21, 2023