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hoover cooter

Simple a vagina that sucks dick. A woman with skills using her pussy to massage and rythmically squeeze a penis like a milking machine on a cow's tit. A slut that (very well)screws everybody but you.
Dude, she is such an asshole. She uses you. How can you stand her. She's not that good looking, either. I don't get it. WTF?

(looking timid) Man, I can't help it. I got sucked in by the hoover cooter. I can't leave the most amazing piece of ass evar. It's like screwing a moist, hot, gentle vacuum cleaner. I'm numb.
by Pors Lynn Throne May 11, 2008
mugGet the hoover cootermug.

cow cooter

It's in the name.{a big cooter
by cow cooter April 8, 2019
mugGet the cow cootermug.

cooter hook

He baited up his cooter hook to stick into the cooter canal and caught a 37 lb COOTER!!!!
mugGet the cooter hookmug.

cooter flaps

the lips of a female pussy
I spread her cooter flaps and licked her clit.
by Teren Sorellia May 23, 2009
mugGet the cooter flapsmug.

cooter bear

A vagina that loves cock so much it eats it like a bear eats salmon.
Shay loves Tony's cock so much that her cooter bear ate it all up.
by 31B20 January 2, 2016
mugGet the cooter bearmug.

cooter smooch

Cooter Smooch: A slang term for cunnilingus. Best used in a southern accent.
i.e. "My old lady loves when I give her a good cooter smooch.
by mikeyvengeance January 26, 2015
mugGet the cooter smoochmug.

Cougar Cooter

Sloppy Old Cougar Vagina. Older women who seek out younger men for sexual pleasure because their Cooter (AKA: Vagina) needs lovin' too.
Jim is going home with that old Cougar Cooter he just met at the bar even though she's the same age as his mother? YUCK
by SassyJax01 October 31, 2011
mugGet the Cougar Cootermug.

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