Connection Theory

Connection Theory is the idea that attractive young insecure women insult high-level men to lower them to her level and mask their own fear. In most cases, it is the only thing such a woman can do to connect with an intelligent man, whether in a positive or negative way, bringing him to a realm they understand and are experienced in. Such an action is a declaration that a woman feels intellectually inferior to a man and is insecure that a man will find her personality to be completely lacking.

Guy: I thought you had original opinions and views so I wanted to meet you in person, and see if the conversation is so amusing face-to-face as well and maybe get to know you afterwards.
Girl: I'm not interested, that's my excuse. Haha. Get over yourself. It's not an equation to solve. There is no formula, I just know and feel it, when it comes. And it didn't come with you buddy. Sorry. It's time for you to move on. Really.
Guy: Thank you for this high-level display of extreme insecurity and Connection Theory!

by Eric Kazinsky September 20, 2015

connecticunt

A stupid bitch from the state of Connecticut.

The connecticunt drove her car off the road.

by J from GR October 27, 2006

WalMart Connection

A internet connection that is very laggy

I cant hit this guy he is laggy so much he must have a WalMart Connection

by CANINE February 19, 2008

hyper–connected

The stupidist made up word i have ever heard, taken from the twitter website.

With Twitter, you can stay hyper–connected to your friends.

by Turner!! March 18, 2009

Connection

Connection

…?

lol you never wanted this, avoid at all costs and I totally get why but also I don’t get why you write for a year about meeting and a conversation …

Not full of shit tho ? ..

Connection.. ours dwindled and quite obvious why .. relying of fleeting vibes from what was now years ago .. I’m surprised you knew the date we met or maybe you just chose that date as the numbers ? Never had the chance to ask and these questions no longer need an answer .., all history .. life moved on

Connection … lol

by LetsTalkAboutX January 30, 2023

Connecticut College

An elite NESCAC liberal arts college, ranked among the top 50 liberal arts colleges in the US by USnews. Despite it's reputation as being overly preppy, all different types of students can be found living harmoniously at conn, and the campus is generally extremely friendly and happy. Because of it's beautiful campus and location, there are lots of opportunities for outdoor activities. It is also praised for its excellent professors, careers office (CELS), free music lessons, and overall good academics. Conn may not be for everyone, but those students that love it have an amazing 4 years.

I go to Connecticut College and love it!

by jd14 December 2, 2011

Windows Media Connect

Windows Media Connect itself is one of the most horribly engineered programs in existence today. It is imposible to get it to run correctly even if you follow the instructions TO THE LETTER. If by some act of God you have gotten this program to work flawlessly, you must be burned at the stake for being a Witch.

omg ALL i wanted was to SHARE my MEDIA!!
(puts gun to head)
Burn in HELL Windows Media Connect!
(BAM!)

by Ryan Paul Brooks April 4, 2007