cillit bang monster

a monster that steals lottery winnings

no my jackpot stolen by the cillit bang monster

by BrendanShambles December 28, 2005

cilf

Colleague I'd like to fuck

Nice, eh?, that CILF arrived yesterday?

by Michael.Z March 4, 2008

CILTH

Cutie I'd Like To Hug

That Abdul is a CILTH

by Gandhi101 April 3, 2009

cilf

clown i'd like to fuck

man that party had a lot of cilfs

by eefrx November 11, 2007

CILF

Cop I'd Love to Fuck or Cop I'd Like to Fuck

Officer Odeetull is a total CILF. I can't wait to give him a rusty trumbone later.

by Madison Ryder September 23, 2005

CILF

Car I'd Like to Fuck.

Jason: Yo Freddy, nice Benz kid, what a CILF.

Freddy: Yo Jason, keep your cock out of my gas tank. And don't tough my leather seats with those gay as finger blades, you crazy faggot.

by Eapert McDangles July 13, 2006

cilevar

a. An individual who becomes angry with you for little or no reason.
b. An individual who stay mad at you for a prolonged period of time for little or no reason.
c. A psychotic bitch/bastard.

Why does that cilevar keep messing with my homeboys? Am I gonna have to come up there and kick some psycho bitch ass?

by Rachel and Dima December 14, 2008