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Cattwat

A cat that is unable to function properly and even though it has been neutered, still continues to rub its genitals against inanimate objects and meow constantly
SHAN SHUT THAT FUCKING CATTWAT UP NOW!!
by Tiggs31 January 2, 2011
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catted

catted = incapacitated by having a sleeping cat on your lap .. it’s illegal to move them except in extreme circumstances like house fire or ya gotta pee real bad. others in the house are obligated to fetch drinks and other necessities in support of catted-ness . i don’t make the rules
honey can you grab me my phone i'm catted
by stinkysquid April 20, 2018
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cattywampus

see also: awry, askew, out-of-sorts
things seems a bit cattywampus as of late.
by www.joerandazzo.com September 8, 2003
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catty bitches

females in highschool who are overly concerned with their reputations

often use gossip and rumours to feel superior over others when feeling intimidated or jealous of other females.
Alyssa, Azra, Kristen, and Taylor are a group of catty bitches who enjoy making others feel badly about themselves for their own personal gain.
by Steph__ October 16, 2008
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Madonna Cattle Rancher

You seek out the prettiest of the prettiest of migrant workers from a field and proceed to have your man junk jerked, preferably into a pile of dirt.
Tom had to pay off his gambling debts on Sunday with a Madonna Cattle Rancher
by Balls of Steel Froman January 2, 2010
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Catters

Female name for a gorgeous blonde who is very athletic and supportive of those she cares about
I love my Catters!
by ImZeKing December 28, 2011
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Cattank

(N)-A recently-devised weapon used by the marines. The M-72 Cattank is fully equipped with Kitten Launchers, All-Terrain Treads, and a Flamethrower.
Space and Time are no obstacle to Cattank.

Cattank is Strong.
by Pufflocke January 2, 2008
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