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Candy Van Man

n. A sweet and innocent looking man that drives around his neighborhood to look for children or women to kidnap. They usually have a rainbow flag on the driver seat and offer you some candy before the kidnap.

This activity is all the rage in Adelaide. Never judge a book by it's cover!
Candy Van Man (driving by playing Lollipop - Lil Wayne in his van) : Hey kid want some candy?

Kid : YAY! *rushing to the van*

Candy Van Man: Gives the candy to the kid and pulls him into his van and drives away.
by Delinger March 12, 2011
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Candy Ken

i swear to god i hate this guy. he’s like 30,he’s really rich and owns a ton of iphone 11s??? he uses tik tok and his content is the worst i can’t even explain
*conversation between friends*

ale: who's candy ken?

wendy: god ale you don’t wanna know who candy ken is. he’s really bad

kiya: i hate candy ken. he’s this man on tik tok and he thinks vsco girl jokes are funny and he was in a kesha music video and i hate him. god he’s so stupid

ale: i hate candy ken!!!
by lukateto12 November 11, 2019
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candy up your buns

It's when a guy has his Sweets all flushed down the drains
Hey, Mac, would ya candy up your buns?!?
by Jil Millrar December 2, 2013
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candy tongue

when you eat too many shitty sugar candies and your tongue hurts afterwards
Man, I love those Sweethearts, but they give me such bad candy tongue!
by G.G. February 14, 2008
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candy hangover

Usually the day after Halloween, individuals who have overindulged in holiday sweets experience a crash. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
-Nausea
-Diarrhea
-Vomiting
-Headache
-Desire to murder alarm clock
Bob: Where's Steve?
Jim: Chillax, he's probably just got a mad candy hangover.
Bob: What the fuck, is he 8 years old?
by FL910 October 31, 2009
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candy cracked out

After playing candy crush all day the individual can not fall asleep due to visuals of candy dancing in your head
Im all candy cracked out and didn't sleep at all last night every time i close my eyes all i can see is that fucking game!
by rtrmike November 11, 2013
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candy van

The premiere way to attract and abduct children.
by JDW May 3, 2005
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