Clowns Kitchen

Any McDonalds Store

Person a; Whatcha going to cook for dinner?
Person b; Nuddin, going to the Clowns Kitchen
Person A; Ah McDonalds Got enough for two?

by Anecdotal November 28, 2012

Clown

A fool.

James Charles is a clown.

by uarefads April 8, 2021

Felching the clown

1. Surfing the net, according to somegreybloke. Sounds more like masturbation to me. I suppose.. those activities overlap somewhat. And even when they don't, they are quite similar.

2. Sucking semen with a straw from the rectum of an entertainer/psychopath/satanic painted beast.

1. After a long day at work I had a bit of a rest and started felching the clown.

I spent six hours felching the clown last night man.

2. I fantasize about felching clowns.

by Selevan May 3, 2013

orange shit clown

trump, donald j.

It's amazing that so many people vorted for that orange shit clown.

by RalphieD May 22, 2017

clownhat

A combination of asshat and assclown that saves you from having to use the word "ass".

What a clownhat you are!

by dingoateyourbaby May 23, 2007

Clown Crotch

The makeup stain one receives between their legs after a night of buying lap dancing. See Ass Makeup.

Hey Travis, wtf is that between...oh wait, you have clown crotch!

by Dr. Carlos Jones April 21, 2011

Clown Butter

When a female or feminine male uses WAY too much make-up, has no clue how to use said make-up, no sense of proportion, and just slathers it on like they loaded a paintball gun with a variety of colors and hoped for the best.

Damn Girl!! You look like you got smacked with the ass end of a rainbow, that's not make-up, that's clown butter.

by Futureghst-MJC February 26, 2015