Buttfundled

When one has one's butt squeezed in a playful giggly way.

I needed another drink, but my bartender was too busy outside being buttfundled.

by Lilwezl February 22, 2022

terminally butthurt

People who are always terminally butthurt seek things to be offended about.

Jill was terminally butthurt about the subject of men in power as she constantly sought ways to find fault with them.

by Shadowcran April 14, 2015

waking up at buttfuck

Waking up so damn early it makes the ass crack of dawn seem late.

We are waking up at buttfuck to make it to the event on time.

by BIG POPPA STOCK April 7, 2017

Butthurt Train

The locomotive that people climb aboard when their sensitive little feelings get hurt(Mostly for pussies)

Person 1: I seen that guy trying to pick you up at the bar last night..
Person 2: He was trying hard. I told him he looks like a male Brittany Spears and that punched his ticket to the Butthurt Train.

by Heisenbyrge II May 12, 2016

buttfuxx

Another word for anal intercourse.
I.e. the insertion of the erect penis into the rectum through the anus.

Buttfuxx gives a special feeling of greater power to some people while penetrating.
It can also be considered as an act of (anal)domination.

1. Horny stud: "Hey girl, wanna buttfuxx?
Straight into your asshole?"
Frigid girl: "Eeooohw, you pervert leave me alone!"

2. Person 1: "Did you know that 2 out of 5 women
are addicted to buttfuxx?"
Person 2: "Oh, really? I guess I should deliver
some hard buttfuxx to my wife then and if
she's lucky I'll even use anal-lubricant
this time.

by Dr. Magoo October 2, 2006

buttfucksville egypt

a term used to explain the place on earth furthest from any forms of modern civilization. used when you have no cell phone serivce, internet access, so on and so forth

jesus christ, i have no way to check facebook out here, why did we have to camp all the way in buttfucksville egypt?

by the REAL toasty May 12, 2009

ButtHurt

When someone takes a joke to heart and is very offended over something that is not a big deal.

Anthony and Austin are playing a game and Anthony beats Austin. Austin then gets angry and leaves the party because he is butthurt

by ChefPeePee December 15, 2017