Every year, on March 18, we celebrate Fuck Britain Day - a day in which we remember that the UK sucks ass and should be dissolved. Originating in Ireland, it has become popular in other countries such as the US and Australia.
by Frenchbread_2727 March 17, 2023
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There is also more than one city in Britain other than London, and many more cities, towns and villages that are spread right across the country.
We are also not all posh, some of us are common as shit.
There is also more than one city in Britain other than London, and many more cities, towns and villages that are spread right across the country.
We are also not all posh, some of us are common as shit.
American 1: Where are we going to go on vacation?
American 2: let's go to Britain
American 1: Do you mean London?
American 2: Where else? It's the only place I've heard of in Britain so it must be the only place there!
American 1: According to Google maps there's a place called York, its a long way out of London.
American 2: Probably just filled with Hobbits.
American 2: let's go to Britain
American 1: Do you mean London?
American 2: Where else? It's the only place I've heard of in Britain so it must be the only place there!
American 1: According to Google maps there's a place called York, its a long way out of London.
American 2: Probably just filled with Hobbits.
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A city in central connecticut.
Frequently divided into two parts
New Britski (polish people and the like)
and
Nuevo Britain.
This city has polish restaurants and markets as well as some slummy areas.
Frequently divided into two parts
New Britski (polish people and the like)
and
Nuevo Britain.
This city has polish restaurants and markets as well as some slummy areas.
My polish aunt is from new britski. Carlos is from nuevo britain. However, they both live in new Britain
by Shaquala September 3, 2008
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Britain also has great history, great healthcare and also the greatest education system in the world with world famous universities such as Oxford and Cambridge.
One thing that is forgotten by many American wankers is that they are, in effect, British. Great Britain has made one major blunder. Britain allowed America to create itself. The world's largest and best-trained military power was defeated by cowards, aided by Frenchmen. The fighting of two wars at once caused Britain to devote men to murder France, whilst the Americans snuck victories in the colony.
To those Americans who hate us British, you probably hate the French too. You Americans are either descended from honest British men, traitorous British men aided by Frenchmen, or you are yourself descended directly from a Frenchman. So you can stop poncing about calling everyone who doesn't live in your shitty 200 year old country full of non-native a 'fag' in your fucking stupid accents, and just accept that we are at very least your equals.
Britain also has great history, great healthcare and also the greatest education system in the world with world famous universities such as Oxford and Cambridge.
One thing that is forgotten by many American wankers is that they are, in effect, British. Great Britain has made one major blunder. Britain allowed America to create itself. The world's largest and best-trained military power was defeated by cowards, aided by Frenchmen. The fighting of two wars at once caused Britain to devote men to murder France, whilst the Americans snuck victories in the colony.
To those Americans who hate us British, you probably hate the French too. You Americans are either descended from honest British men, traitorous British men aided by Frenchmen, or you are yourself descended directly from a Frenchman. So you can stop poncing about calling everyone who doesn't live in your shitty 200 year old country full of non-native a 'fag' in your fucking stupid accents, and just accept that we are at very least your equals.
American: Hey, ur a British douchebag!!!1!!onehundredandeleven!!!1
British bloke: Stop making such an idiot of yourself. Great Britain and America are old allies and we should respect eachother.
British bloke: Stop making such an idiot of yourself. Great Britain and America are old allies and we should respect eachother.
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Get the Rule Britannia mug.the best country in the world came 4th in the 08 olymipics and only countrys that were like 1000 times bigger beat them, yep thats right britain is very small but still kicks every other countrys ass, and unlike americans we can actually walk properly. our weather is quite shit but that is what makes britain the toughest country ever. the defintion of britain: THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, BRITAIN RULES AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT :P
brit: Britain rules :)
brit 2: hell ye
brit: we deserve our recognition as a powerfull country, we have fought countless wars and weve come thru better off each time
brit 2: go britain!!!
brit 2: hell ye
brit: we deserve our recognition as a powerfull country, we have fought countless wars and weve come thru better off each time
brit 2: go britain!!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009
Get the Britain mug.when you drink a large quantity of water (2+ liters at one time), then have a female partner perform Fellatio/give you a BJ/head, and then unbeknownst to them unload a stream of piss in her mouth. Normally done as an act of Vengence or as a comical surprise.
Becky, I was givin Hal a blow job and just as i was getting into it, he unleashed a piss stream with the fury of a waterfall. I was exasperated. Then he exclaimed "baby, I just gave you a Brita job"
Becky, I was givin Hal a blow job and just as i was getting into it, he unleashed a piss stream with the fury of a waterfall. I was exasperated. Then he exclaimed "Yea Fuck Chuck behind my back, You fucked up! Now get outta my house!" I thought that was a secret, how did he find out.
Becky, I was givin Hal a blow job and just as i was getting into it, he unleashed a piss stream with the fury of a waterfall. I was exasperated. Then he exclaimed "Yea Fuck Chuck behind my back, You fucked up! Now get outta my house!" I thought that was a secret, how did he find out.
by Gezu$ January 26, 2010
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