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Briggs the Ripper

Notorious serial killer who pimped out and then murdered art students whilst at university in the 1970s. He did this out of an act of resentment for other art students, humiliating them by pimping them out, murdering them and then using their blood and body parts on canvas to create his own art - snuff art. Only part of this unique art collection has been recovered, the rest is said to have been sold on to privates collectors. He is currently housed in Brixton prison where he has become orally involved with the black community and is now awaiting extradition to the Sistine Chapel for crimes against art where, if found guilty, he will be set in concrete and become a gargoyle.
Have you heard about Briggs the Ripper? they say he was over 7ft, but I've seen him and he couldn't scratch a rat's back
by Rubber Sheath September 19, 2008
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Little Briggsy

An extremely irritating dwarf who is addicted to acne remedies and wanking to ABBA songs.
What do you call a deformed midget who cracks one off to "Dancing Queen"?

Little Briggsy?

You got it, Squire.
by Colin Cummerbund September 6, 2006
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Briggsy's River Cottage

The infamous summer residence in Hampshire owned by Sir Briggsy, where all year round a constant flow of artists and socialites, mainly men, gather and then disperse as soon as they come.

The 'cottage' takes its name from Sir Briggsy's hardcore cottaging sessions back in the late 60s and early 70s, which at the time received vast media coverage due to the amount of celebrities thought to be indulging in what was a new culture intriguing the closet gays of the time. Although the site is not actually near a river, it is said to have taken its name from either the copius chain of semen released throughout the buildings and outhouses or from the amount of men which pass through the site, to which locals and other observers have described as 'a river of men'.
So did you come out at Briggsy's River Cottage? Yes, he was very gentle and helped me through the whole process, I couldn't have asked anything more from the small rabid dwarf like creature. I didn't even feel a thing.
by Floating Spleen September 16, 2008
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Briggsy's Brothel Bill

A very large sum of money. The term is a reference to the armies of rent boys used by Briggsy, the world famous gay modern artist.
How much do you owe hairy Dennis?

Lord knows! About as much as Briggsy's brothel bill.
by Gordy Frigmahole February 6, 2007
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Brigit

The world's dorkiest, funniest, smartest girl. A wonderful example of love and beauty.
Brigit and I spent hours on end spinning around in circles in her yard. Why? Because the more you love someone the harder it is for centripetal force to pull you away.
by Subconciously Paranoid November 29, 2011
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Briggsy Boots

Tatty and hideously stained leather boots worn by pretentious modern artists. The arty wearer hopes that the filthy footwear will give the impression that art is hard work. This is actually pointless as everyone knows that its just one step removed from flower arranging.
Briggsy Boots are only worn by the lowest type of gay arty scum.
by Gordy Frigmahole December 23, 2006
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Cerebral Briggsy

A disease that severely affects the brain causing the sufferer to be devoid of common sense, reality and render them completely useless at everything
Did you know there is only one confirmed case of Cerebral Briggsy in existence?
by Rubber Sheath September 20, 2008
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