bridget jones 

Something of very poor quality.....I.e The biggest pants I have ever seen

Bowie used to be brilliant, but there's a bit of the Bridget Jones about his new album. ann summers

bridget jones by Fresian February 28, 2016

bridget gillespie 

Bridget Gillespie another word for taking a big shit.

I'll be in the bathroom for about 40 minutes I have to take a Bridget Gillespie. I had lasagna last night always makes me Bridget gillespie. All the toilet water splashed on the floor last night when I Bridget Gillespied.

bridget gillespie by Cianmcd2018 October 13, 2018

bridget baribeau 

A stupid whore who can shove 3 stop signs inside of her vagina.

My name is bridget baribeau and i lick girls ears in the hive bathroom

bridget baribeau by bridget baribeau September 21, 2019

bridget jonesing

When you are stressing about putting yourself in a akward situation to get what you really want.

Or, the stress you feel when you put yourself out on a limb knowing that your only options are to fly or fall unceremoniously into a rather large heap of dog feces but realizing that NOT doing it would be worse than failing. That moment of stress in between saying it and getting a response.

Girl with a MAJOR crush on Guy: So, my friend is having this pary and I was wondering if you'd wanna come...you know, with me...to the party?

<PAUSE>BRIDGET JONESING<PAUSE>

Guy: Er, sure. (YAY!)
OR
Guy: Will there be hot guys there? (BOO!)

bridget jonesing by Sniffah January 5, 2008

[bridget and emily.]

people who go through life enchanting men and breaking hearts. they are all around loons and will be remembered by many people for setting the world on fire and having intense sexual cravings. this person has a effortless look andthey escape the cluthes of there terrifying family and are easily friends with everyone. they create choas and uproar whenever they go and will always leave good wishes.

person 1: im so jealous of her she has everything!
person 2; I KNOW. she is such a bridget and emily.

[bridget and emily.] by emma Paulson January 1, 2009

bridget jones 

BJ, blow job, blowjob, head, fellatio

"This hooker was giving out Bridget Joneses for $1!!!"
"Holy shit, at that rate, how much is a Hank Jones!?"

bridget jones by derek October 4, 2005

Bridget Tofu Slomka 

A very good friend wh is very epic. When hyper, her epicness increaes by 20%. She has epic hair!!! >:3

Don't die, it's bad for your health.
-Bridget Tofu Slomka

Bridget Tofu Slomka by Imabatscreech November 6, 2012