Sloppy breakfast

When you wrap bacon and eggs around your penis and then a girl sucks you off. This is very common in Mongolia and is pleasure for both individuals.

Sloppy breakfasts are high quality and tasty

by Chick mag November 28, 2009

breadfish

The breadfish, part of a looping toon on weebls-stuff.com.

Tell me have you seen the marvelous breadfish
Swimming in the ocean waters?
Have you seen that the marvelous breadfish
Is like an inverse sandwich
For fishermen and sharks?

by Shivers October 28, 2004

Italian Breakfast Wakeup

A method of waking someone up in an undesirable fashion. One person pours olive oil and balsamic vinegar on a sleeping person's face while another person grates the smelliest cheese possible over the sleeping person's head. Another person shakes a massive container of grated parmesean cheese over the sleeping person's head. Several enraged Italians quarrel in loud Italian right next to you, and an old Italian man screams in your ears, "Mama Mia" repeatedly. Finally, a pizza maker smacks you in the face continually with hot pizzas from his wood fire oven. It is important to note all of these actions are signs of respect, and only those with the requisite prestige and reputation can aspire to receive this lofty wakeup. This practice is still active in parts of Rome, Tuscany, and Cinque Terre.

I don't want Johnny to sleep over. He always gives someone one of those Italian Breakfast Wakeups, and they get terribly messy. He claims it's part of his heritage, and it's a great honor to bestow upon someone, but I think it's messy and awful.

by ChevayChase April 12, 2015

Breakfast Toaster

A breakfast toaster is a sexual act occurring the morning after. In the morning, around breakfast time, you flip your significant other over on their stomach. Then you proceed to rub their buns with vaseline and light them on fire. Hence a breakfast toaster.

Dude, I totally gave Lydia a breakfast toaster this morning! I loves my buns toasted.

by GangstaaNate September 13, 2010

Breakfast pouch

A pouch of fat that hangs over the pants of a female. Said to be caused by the over-eating at breakfast that morning.

Did you see Emily's breakfast pouch today?

Ya i hope she never wears that shirt again.

by x2GiRlSx1xJPx March 8, 2011

dexter breakfast

A needlessly complicated and out-of-sequence morning meal, in which a small piece of ham is followed by eggs with hot sauce. Only after that do you brew coffee. The Dexter breakfast culminates in fresh squeezed blood orange juice.

My sister looks like a man, so Ima eat a dexter breakfast and cock punch Batista.

by dorothy parker March 3, 2014

mexican hot breakfast

A Mexican Hot Breakfast is an amazing sexual feat in which the giver performs oral sex on a hot, sweaty, receiver with hot spices placed on their genitals. This act is usually performed early in the morning.

"Damn, Patrick was bragging about how he gave Emily a Mexican Hot Breakfast this morning."

by Bruce Longwood October 7, 2008