national break up with your gf day

break up with her

yo bro it’s national break up with your gf day break up with her

by ok sis October 5, 2021

break up

when a guy doesn't love you anymore and goes to find someone better :(

girl 1: hey, i just went through a break up
girl 2: oh im so sorry, you could do way better

by blaaaa226 August 22, 2022

break it up

When two or more parties are fighting in one way or another, and an external party comes in to settle the situation - or make it worse. May be repeated for greater effect, or if said parties were too heated up in the argument to listen.

"hater ass fish fuck you"
"broke bitch fuck your land"
"Break it up!"

by slashkill August 14, 2025

break up boink

Having sex with someone after a break up or in between relationships.

Barney Stinson would be the bro to successfully pull off the Break Up Boink because he's legen-wait for it-dary.

by the bro July 21, 2014

i am breaking up with you

when a girls says this shes a thot and a bich

girl:i am breaking up with you

boy: ok thot

by nbvb May 3, 2019

Back-up-break

When someone stops at a red light next to an old person, slowly starts backing up, and yells "put on your brakes!" at them.

I can't wait for the day I get to back-up-break some unsuspecting old fart!

by ChubbyTweak94 September 14, 2017

National break up day

National break up day is always the first Wednesday in May.....Do it to your spouse but it’s made of a joke....but if he/she takes it seriously that’s on you.....but it has to to be played out for 24 hrs

Boyfriend: I’m breaking up with you

Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much

24 hrs later

Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you

Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though

Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day

Girlfriend: ......

by Pop loo June 22, 2023