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Backwards Koala Bear

A sex position perfected by the Aussies, the Backwards Koala Bear involves a fursuit and lots of eucalyptus leaves. One must also speak only in an Australian accent until orgasm is achieved.
Kyle was a master of the Backwards Koala Bear until his liver gave out.
by IWDFF January 14, 2010
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backwards houdini

A Backwards Houdini is when you spit on a chicks back so she thinks you came, and then when she turns around and you explode in her face!
Did you hear? Pavo gave Danielson pink eye by pulling a backwards houdini on him.
by dDoctor April 12, 2010
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backwards toupee

a backwards toupee is when you shove your ass up somebody elses ass or your own ass
taking your butt cheeck and putting it in your asshole or somebody elses asshole hense would you happen to want to where my backwards toupee
by dothead July 27, 2012
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Blackwards

Blackwards- adverb
The act of a black person unknowingly impersonating a white person by engaging in activities that are stereo-typically dominated by the "white" culture. To the observer, this seems unnatural or backwards to the point of being humorous. Hence the term: "blackwards."
Jeff really enjoys ice skating on the weekends.

Example Conversation:

Person A: Jeff is "Blackwards"

Person B: Why’s that?

Person A: I saw Jeff put hummus on his grits yesterday morning.
by Hairy Castle October 4, 2016
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backwards girl

A girl that paves her own path and refuses to follow others.
The backwards girl refused to do today what she could put off until tomorrow.
by Austay May 16, 2018
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Backwards Randy

When a pedophile is thrown into prison and is tortured by having his testicles stretched and tied into a knot before he is stabbed repeatedly and the prisoners proceed to use the newly made orifices are used for sexual gratification while simultaneously the pedophile is force fed his own fecal matter
"Hey did you hear about onision? He got a backwards randy in jail"
by Unfortunatemutt December 6, 2019
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Backwards Nancy

The life-changing act of taking a shit while backwards on the toilet. In order to accomplish this feat, one must remove their pants and undergarments and mount the toilet while facing it.
I decided to change things up for my morning dump today, so I went for the Backwards Nancy. That Backwards Nancy changed my whole outlook on life!
by Dr. Keith Stone September 26, 2010
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