Masturbatory act carried out in any branch of a multinational bank or other corporate entity.
Frequently in protest.
Frequently in protest.
by Branch Wanked February 23, 2011
Get the Branch Wankmug. A place no programmer in the world should have to go.
It's a git branch that has more merge conflicts than files in the repository.
It's a git branch that has more merge conflicts than files in the repository.
by xxxprogrammerxxx May 21, 2019
Get the Kjetil branchmug. noun- The ultimate way to be a cunt, by gaining a females trust and making her fall for you, engaging in intercourse, and then leaving her for another female where you use the same tactics.
K-"Why did you do knock down ginger on her house so much?"
A-"I was using the Branch tactics for her to invite me in and get her to sit her on my cock, only the tip can go in though."
A-"I was using the Branch tactics for her to invite me in and get her to sit her on my cock, only the tip can go in though."
by The great marbini April 15, 2016
Get the Branch tacticsmug. The undercover investigative element of the British Royal Military Police. An organisation that is supposed to blend into the wider military community to mirror the effect that CID provide to civil police. In reality it is populated by a bunch of barely literate mouth breathers who spend all day taking screenshots of Facebook and being outsmarted by even the slowest witted squaddie. Most likely military group to be Swingers.
In Special Investigation Branch office:
SIB: "Look sunshine, we know you did it, confess or else"
Perp: "I didn't do it"
SIB: "Oh, you sure? Well, you'd better get out of here, we'll be watching you"
Perp: "L8rs"
SIB: "Look sunshine, we know you did it, confess or else"
Perp: "I didn't do it"
SIB: "Oh, you sure? Well, you'd better get out of here, we'll be watching you"
Perp: "L8rs"
by Bumsnorkler March 15, 2019
Get the special investigation branchmug. An unconstitutional federal level religion of public safety was established in 2020 by this publicly subsidized group of evil tyrants who used misinformation to continually oppress civil discussions and transparent data collection that has and will in the future expose an agenda to reduce the population of the world. The public officers involved are owners of stocks in every publicly traded pharmaceutical company on wall-street. This Cult's leaders established themselves as gods the judge of all who opposed them and started a worldwide Trial by ordeal presuming guilt on all who refused to participate in the 2022 Pharmaceutical Witchcraft Trials. The attempt to make participation mandatory for all public employees is ongoing and threatens to bring about a war.
by Spiritual-Master March 1, 2022
Get the Branch Covidian Cultmug. by choad al amode May 16, 2020
Get the Branch Covidiansmug. by Branchsquad January 15, 2021
Get the Right-hand Branchmug.