When someone brags about something he thinks is great but is actually lame and that fact that he's bragging about it makes it worse and makes you wonder what he does when he's alone.
Friend 1: Did you hear? Blake's been bragging he collected all the My Little Pony happy meal toys
Friend 2: Really? What a wet brag, I wonder what he does in his free time
Friend 1: Probably writes MLP fanfics
Friend 2: Really? What a wet brag, I wonder what he does in his free time
Friend 1: Probably writes MLP fanfics
by Brief Velkoz April 14, 2021
by yeetusbleetus February 03, 2020
I'm not doing that... I'm mocking you... You, a woman, are being mocked by an incel... For being bad at the only thing you care about... Hahahahahahahahaha!
Hym "Yep. Their coming after IVF, Contraception, Abortion... I mean... I'm an incel though so... Hahahahahahaha! Oh no! Your actions have consequences now! OoOoOoOoOoH nOoOoOo! You're fine with people trying to control MY life though, aren't ya? Yeah you are. All that success policing and for what? To shit out a kid against your will? What did it amount to? Nothing. I'm not bragging though. If I was going to bragging I would give you a little anecdote about a girl I work with. She was complaining about being in the second trimester and how she has to work 2 jobs... Now... My question to HER is: Did you fuck the creator of A.I. or no? Who did you fuck? Did he write the Joker? Did you buy a dvd copy of the Joker and watch it for 7 years straight?"
by Hym Iam February 27, 2024
One person makes a boastful statement, and then another does the same in an effort to outdo the first.
The "Brag-race" is now on.
Whoever runs out of brags first, looses.
The "Brag-race" is now on.
Whoever runs out of brags first, looses.
I was at the bar last night.
Stan started talking about this hot blond he nailed the other night, and then Mortimer chimed in, trying to out do him.
The Brag race ended in tears when Stan forced Mortimer to confess he was actually talking about an incident with his own cousin at a family reunion.
Stan started talking about this hot blond he nailed the other night, and then Mortimer chimed in, trying to out do him.
The Brag race ended in tears when Stan forced Mortimer to confess he was actually talking about an incident with his own cousin at a family reunion.
by Vancetagious January 31, 2016
When someone highlights how long they have been doing something (years playing a sport, years working in a company, years living in a neighborhood, years sober, overall age, etc). This is type of brag or showing off, highlighting the speaker's status based on the amount of time they've been around
There goes Thomas tenure bragging again about how he's been sober longer than anyone else at the party!
by Human Peacocking May 13, 2023