Butt boxer

A derogatory term for a straight man who enjoys anal sex with other men. Usually used among friends in the case where one friend makes note of his bi-curiosity or that one-time homoerotic experience in college.

Guy 1: Did you hear that Kevin got a blow job by a trans guy at a party?

Guy 2: whaaaat?

Guy 1: yeah apparently he picked him up at a bar and thought it was a girl - kept going even when he found out it was a guy though. He was pretty drunk...

Guy 2: wow. What a butt boxer.

by The Butt Doctor October 11, 2016

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Blue Boxer

When a chick tries to leave you with blue balls but you ain't having it and beat your dick on their face until completion.

Indie tried to start the lawnmower but not cut the grass so I had to give her the ol' 1-2 blue boxer combo.

My balls was starting to ache and she had to leave soon so I gave her a blue boxer shower.

by Blue Boxer April 3, 2019

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matrix boxer

One who when fighting, tends to lean back, or to the side drastically in an attempt to avoid punches

“Hey man did you see Jacob fight in the cafeteria”
“Yeah, I didn’t know he was a matrix boxer”

by Delovelytoucan June 18, 2021

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cereal boxer

a bad driver, someone who got their licence as a freebie in a cereal box

that cereal boxer just cut me off!

by tetley80 October 1, 2007

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The Boxer

hen you're going down on a guy or in a position to handle his balls a lot, right as he's about to achieve orgasm or is in the throes of the event, sock him hard right in the balls like a boxer hits his opponent's face.

*WARNING* Some men may react by punching you in the head, so consider wearing a helmet to the event. Don't worry, if he's getting a blowjob he won't care about it, just say it's your fetish or something.

I gave my boyfriend The Boxer last night, and he's never came so hard before.

by PrinceGirl June 2, 2018

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