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Batting for Lancashire

An old Yorkshire euphamism for homosexuality said as the person involved is seen as batting for the other team, akin to batting for Boston in the US. Not so common in these more tollerant times as many people no longer see the need to drag the good name of Homosexuality through the mud by comparing it to the population of Lancashire.
Girl One: "He's quite tasty"

Girl Two: You've no chance luv; he's batting for Lancashire
by Tatereater July 10, 2010
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Chain Booting

The act of sniffing poppers (Amyl Nitrate - a drug favoured among the Gayers) from the shoe of a child's toy, e.g. Barbie, in a group, whereby the shoe is passed from Chain Booter to Chain Booter. Not to be confused with Arse Booting, which is a practice favoured among the Gayers. Also known as "getting on the shoe train". This act is in no way at all gay!
"Fancy coming round tonight for a few beers and a bit of Chain Booting?"
by I Am Mumbles May 16, 2008
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Viking Boating

A form of transportation used by the Vikings in which many slaves sat and rowed in unison to propel a boat or arch. In modern times, it is commonly referred to as Rowing or Crew, however, these are indeed wrong titles for the art.
Guy: Hey! Did you see those people over there Viking Boating on the lake the lake the other day?

Girl: Yeah, I saw them. I stupidly thought it was crew or rowing, thanks for clearing that up for me.

Guy: No problem.
by niks luds March 15, 2010
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Paddle Boating

Similar to the motor boating, where you smother your face in a woman's large boobs, the Paddle Boating is when you use your tongue to "paddle" a girls vagina.
(Guy) "Where you going today with your girlfriend?"

(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."
by Sinful Divinity October 2, 2012
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bottig

A little bitch who likes karmawhoring on reddit.
"Dude, why are reposting old links, you are being such a bottig"
by belrgoblad November 9, 2011
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Bottling

In Ireland to bottle something/bottling is to cancel at the last minute.
She's such a flake she's always bottling.
by Miseducated September 13, 2018
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bottling

A New England tradition of "paying your dues" at a concert by throwing bottles at the performer. For example Brendon Urie was bottled at a festival and he was knocked out.
We are going bottling to welcome the performer.
by Phandawsonbeeebourie9 June 1, 2017
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