Nigel Boring

The most SAVAGE man you will ever meet. Get down on one knee and propose while you still have a chance.

Nigel is so SAVAGE. Nigel Boring!

by Leo is mole rat November 22, 2019

Al Boring

The feeling you get when you hear an annoying environmentalist going on and on about global warming.

On the news I heard them talking so much about global warming. It's a scam and it's Al Boring.

by jockass December 23, 2009

Fanny flickingly boring

When something is so boring you have nothing to do all day other than masterbate.

"how was work?"
"it was so fanny flickingly boring i wore out the batteries in my rabbit."

by Sex.Kitten. April 15, 2010

Nigel Boring

The best person in the world. He also can crash a bus at any time. He should be married to danny devito.

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Nigel Boring is the best person and should be loved by everyone (no homo)

by Leo is mole rat November 23, 2019

Ja'boring

Telling someone that they are boring with an attitude.

"I don't have time for this....ja'boring!"

by Citric.eth September 10, 2021

Beautiful Is Boring

A song by BONES UK that is just good in general

1#Person: Have you heard the song by BONES UK i sended to you?

2#Person: Yeah, Beautiful Is Boring right? It's good

by KxtyBxits February 10, 2020

how-it's-made boring

the highest level of boring. frequently boring people to death. deriving its name from the discovery channel show, one of the most boring programs on television, filmed out of Canada and narrated in a monotone.

the lecture on ancient Mayan pottery was how-it's-made boring

by d.dz October 25, 2008